shnizmuffin to Dull Men's [email protected]English • 5 months agoI made croutons for Thanksgivinglemmy.inbutts.lolimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down12file-text
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minus-square[email protected]linkfedilink5•edit-25 months agoYou make perfect croutons and aren’t terrified of mandolins? You sure you’re allowed in the *dull men’s club?
minus-squareshnizmuffinOPlinkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-25 months agoI’m extremely afraid of mandolins, which is why I bought the brand specifically designed for arthritic geriatrics. I also have a big “oops boiling oil” scar, which chicks dig (I’m told). I’m allowed in the dull men’s club because I deep fried bread for three hours.
You make perfect croutons and aren’t terrified of mandolins? You sure you’re allowed in the *dull men’s club?
I’m extremely afraid of mandolins, which is why I bought the brand specifically designed for arthritic geriatrics.
I also have a big “oops boiling oil” scar, which chicks dig (I’m told).
I’m allowed in the dull men’s club because I deep fried bread for three hours.