• teft
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    233 months ago

    The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.

    Weekly.

    Dude is a fucking moron.

    • @[email protected]M
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      83 months ago

      9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

      Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?

      • @[email protected]
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        123 months ago

        “You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.”

        Sounds like a cursed genie wish.

      • teft
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        63 months ago

        Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.

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          3 months ago

          You sure, bro? You missing out.

          grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body

      • @[email protected]
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        13 months ago

        Probably because he knows he can’t take his wealth with him in death.

        What’s the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can’t be pointlessly wealthy forever?

      • @[email protected]
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        03 months ago

        My guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.

    • @[email protected]
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      73 months ago

      It’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt.

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      3 months ago

      I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.