• @[email protected]M
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    83 months ago

    9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

    Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?

    • @[email protected]
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      123 months ago

      “You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.”

      Sounds like a cursed genie wish.

    • teft
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      63 months ago

      Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.

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        3 months ago

        You sure, bro? You missing out.

        grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body

    • @[email protected]
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      13 months ago

      Probably because he knows he can’t take his wealth with him in death.

      What’s the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can’t be pointlessly wealthy forever?

    • @[email protected]
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      03 months ago

      My guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.