I got a package the other day from an online order I had made. My wife asked what it was and I joked and said it might be a bomb, some dust with poison or a virus or something. We laughed at the thought but it got me thinking of all the packages I just open without thinking all the time. I would never know it was a bomb until after it went off in my hands.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
    3•2 months ago

    If you ordered from a package bomb delivery service it would have an almost 100% chance of being one.

    • @[email protected]
      1•2 months ago

      Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.

      • IninewCrowOPEnglish
        1•2 months ago

        I’m waiting for the city wide random delivery service that some country will send some day for everyone to enjoy … all 2 million of them all at once.

        • @[email protected]
          1•2 months ago

          I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.