I tried to buy an ostrich egg once. I was visiting some friends in one of the Carolinas and somehow or other saw that there was a small farm which was only a little out of the way going home that sold ostrich eggs. Long story short, I ended up at some creepy house in the dark and did not go up to ask for ostrich eggs.
If not for the TSA claiming every colloid is a liquid…
Don’t say “colloid” in an airport. The TSA will arrest you.
“Must be some dangerous, terrorist word.”
“You talk big words for a tourist. You some kinda turrist?”
Huh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.
Did you ever hear Dubya speak? “Turrist” almost had only one syllable.
You talking ostrich eggs?
I tried to buy an ostrich egg once. I was visiting some friends in one of the Carolinas and somehow or other saw that there was a small farm which was only a little out of the way going home that sold ostrich eggs. Long story short, I ended up at some creepy house in the dark and did not go up to ask for ostrich eggs.
Somebody else is enjoying those ostrich eggs…every day…chained up in the basement…just giant raw eggs…until they’re put out of their misery
That’s about what I expected.
We all have regrets