• MrPistachios
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    751 month ago

    So if we put these extra pair of legs on babies then they can stand in more extreme angles making them better at construction at a time when there is a housing shortage

      • @[email protected]
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        171 month ago

        I am in agreement, but a point of contention: only ONE extra pair of legs? Or is this negotiable?

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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          141 month ago

          Spiderbaby, spiderbaby, does whatever a spider can, spiderbaby, spiderbaby, it’s mother refused to nurse it!

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            21 month ago

            Splice with spider genes? I’ll allow that, too.

            On a completely unrelated note I just bought a new Porche and condo.

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          21 month ago

          If we’re going along with all you liberal scientists, it seems only fair that the child should be extra circumcised to keep things fair?

    • @[email protected]
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      171 month ago

      For acceptance in the US we will also add more hands so the baby can hold an AR 15 while doing construction work.