• partial_accumen
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    020 days ago

    So what do they imagine they’re going to do after they shoot everyone and they’ve already eaten through their 1 year of Infowars freeze-dried ApocalypseChow? Are they going to pick up a shovel, plant a garden, and tend to it before dying an early death from preventable disease?

    Couldn’t they just skip the mass starvation and early death and just go right to the garden step and be happier?

    • Cyrus Draegur
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      019 days ago

      They never imagine that the people they want to steal from will fight back.

      They never imagine that their carcasses can be fed to the commune’s hog pits.

      • @[email protected]
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        019 days ago

        Just make sure you pull the teeth and shave their heads first. Don’t wanna give the piggies a tummy ache.

        • skulblaka
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          019 days ago

          I don’t expect them to have teeth remaining by that point. Baseball bat takes care of that before we even get to the field dressing.