• partial_accumen
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      020 days ago

      So what do they imagine they’re going to do after they shoot everyone and they’ve already eaten through their 1 year of Infowars freeze-dried ApocalypseChow? Are they going to pick up a shovel, plant a garden, and tend to it before dying an early death from preventable disease?

      Couldn’t they just skip the mass starvation and early death and just go right to the garden step and be happier?

      • Cyrus Draegur
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        019 days ago

        They never imagine that the people they want to steal from will fight back.

        They never imagine that their carcasses can be fed to the commune’s hog pits.

        • @[email protected]
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          019 days ago

          Just make sure you pull the teeth and shave their heads first. Don’t wanna give the piggies a tummy ache.

          • skulblaka
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            019 days ago

            I don’t expect them to have teeth remaining by that point. Baseball bat takes care of that before we even get to the field dressing.

      • @[email protected]
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        019 days ago

        Well, in civilised countries, we don’t, because we don’t have to be afraid of everyone around us

      • Cyrus Draegur
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        19 days ago

        They think we’re nothing but effete city-slicker softbois in skinny jeans and man-buns with no upper body strength who don’t know how to distill our own drinking water, grow our own food, generate our own electricity, or operate a firearm.

        • @[email protected]
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          019 days ago

          And that is a fantasy that many encourage, since surprise is a helluva drug when it comes to violence.

          • Cyrus Draegur
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            019 days ago

            Honestly though the harder they underestimate us the more likely we are to be victorious in conflict. You’re right: the element of surprise is priceless.