I want to keep my night vision as well as a clean bathroom.

  • Psychadelligoat
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    06 days ago

    Counter point:

    In winter the seats fuckin cold as sin and I don’t want my dick going inside itself right before I pee cuz that’s a different issue that makes a worse mess

    • badbrainstorm
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      06 days ago

      Treat yourself to one of them fancy heated bidet seats.

      Or install a laser pointer in your dick…

      It’s your world