It costs way more than $5k to birth and raise a child. This is only going to be incentive for the exceptionally poor and extremely stupid, which is likely to be the point because those people and their children are what continues to feed our exploitation model.

Not to mention the drastic drop in tourism. There’s so much more room for activities now!

Wild Wild West

The only thing that keeps me from worrying about this is the amount of tax revenue that comes in from pot sales. Money is the only thing they truly care about.

You see, the Earth is like an ogre…

The 4 corners monument isn’t actually at the 4 corners of the states.

The present government YEARNS for a terror attack so that they have a flimsy excuse to enact martial law.

In order to stand up, you must first have a spine, and I don’t think there’s a single spine among all R’s combined.

“You’re one ugly motherfucker.”

Thanks, little guy, but your target was in a different helicopter.

At the rate they’re going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.

Instead of trying to go the Minority Report method of pre-crime, how about using the technology to warn people of their “about to be murdered” percentage and what they are doing to cause that percentage to increase.

Remember: a can of expanding foam can disable most any vehicle when sprayed in the right places.

Unless you’re in a library.

Looks like it just got done with a marathon session going down on Big Bird.

Can all but guarantee that he’ll be doing an episode about this lawsuit, only serving to increase visibility on how much of a p.o.s. the original target IS.

Streisand effect FTW.

They definitely hit horny as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlDY7TOSHio

They’re on their own chart that’s just variations of “Weird”.

It’s my favorite chart.

“approved of.”
Encouraged.

FTFY