The American people really went back for seconds on this guy. They saw this fucking shit for four years and thought “hell yeah!”.
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The guy tried to mess with vote totals in 2020.
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The guy tried to overthrow the government in 2021.
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THE GUY WON FAIR AND SQUARE IN 2024.
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The guy tried to mess with people’s ability to vote in 2026.
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The guy tried to mess with vote totals in 2026.
To be fair, there’s also plenty of legal propaganda to keep the margins close enough that it wouldn’t require that much manipulation. That and a real bungled campaign from the Dems…
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Are americans still making fun of north korea?
The ones paying attention aren’t.
Making fun of both my country and North Korea. Next thing to come out, “there’s no way Trump made boom-boom in the Oval office. He doesn’t need to poop, in fact he has no butthole. It was the Democrats who put shit in his pants.”
Jfc, this is all too real
I only made it 7 seconds in before noping out
The only way I got through was by keeping it muted the whole time. But I still feel like I need to take a long shower.
Made it 45 and I regret every second of it
I made it until I realized they were announcing what day his birthday was. What in the Narcissistic Fuck?
Ewwww
Only reasonable reaction
Where did he take those kids
They were in the plane
God made someone who definitely wasn’t best friends with Epstein.
Whole thing sounds like a trump “truth” post.
Wait did it actually say that? If so I missed it but holy shit that’s hilarious.
Now way that I would waste 3 minutes of my time listening to this shit, but it sounds plausible
Unfortunately not, and I had to listen to the whole thing waiting for that, just to be bitterly disappointed
They had an AI man voice read this because no living human on Earth or in orbit would be able to do it without puking on themselves due. Trump’s cringemaxxing.
The script feels very AI as well. AI writing has a certain cadence to it.
Let me start by saying a few things about myself (bear with me): I’m a priest in the Episcopal Church and have been for 15 years. I felt called to ordained ministry starting at a young age and so have been reading and studying the Bible since I was in elementary school (though I began my life as a Southern Baptist). I have been a literal life-long student of the Bible and theology. My undergraduate degree is in Biblical Studies. That educational process resulted in me leaving the Baptist church and leading me to the Episcopal Church and toward the priesthood, where I also began to move toward the left in my politics. I enrolled in seminary, which is a graduate studies program. I have a Master’s in Divinity (like most ordained clergy), and my studies centered on Patristics, postmodern theology, and Queer theology (my thesis was on reconciling traditional Christian understandings of marriage with the idea of same-sex marriage in order to demonstrate that same-sex marriage is not incompatible with Christian teachings on marriage). All of that work was heavily centered on the Bible and close readings of the Bible, in addition to a whole library of other sources stretching back centuries. So I not only know the Bible, I also know the work of many theologians and scholars related to both the Bible and the traditions of the Church. I am, all things considered, an expert in my field–as is befitting of a professional.
Which is all a preface to saying this: this video is the most Antichrist adjacent thing I’ve probably ever seen.
This man being so close to the described antichrist has gotten me the closest to believing religion ever.
Just in case you haven’t seen this
it’s even more accurate now than the last time i looked at it
Lots of slow mo walkies.
He’s so obviously insane. Enough is enough.
You know in many ways this reminds me of kanye’s great crashout of 2022
“Shape an ax”?
Guy hasn’t swung a hammer in his life.
The only tool that slug has held was his own when he was raping children.
