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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

If you're gonna do it, at least do it right

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If you're gonna do it, at least do it right

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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Gross. This implies cheating is ok with you so long as you don’t get caught.

    • itsviolet@lemmy.worldOP
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      I don’t get jealous, so the real dealbreakers for me are incompetence (getting caught) / lying (not being honest about it), not the actual fucking around.

      • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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        9 days ago

        Then just open the relationship up from the get go?

        • itsviolet@lemmy.worldOP
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          Some guys swear they’re strictly monogamous just ’cause they’re scared you’ll fuck other guys too, then they cheat anyway. It’s not that straightforward.

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        You should also be annoyed at the additional risk of STDs if there’s unknown people in the chain

        I don’t like cheaters because I wanna watch, we are not the same

        • itsviolet@lemmy.worldOP
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          10 days ago

          True. Both incompetence and lying cover that too.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      10 days ago

      It doesn’t imply that.

      It states it directly.

  • frankenswine@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    turn me off

    Like this Drake template which refuses to die

    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 days ago

    • Bipauler@sh.itjust.works
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      Fuck that pedo

      • grranibal@lemmy.zip
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        Pedo? What did I miss?

  • devaly@ani.social
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    maybe he is playing 4d chess to check whether you are into watching

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    In the immortal words of Everlast (House of Pain), “It ain’t a crime if you don’t get caught”.

  • DonutsRMeh@lemmy.worldBanned
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    People getting mad on a shitpost is even funnier. Does the word “joke” mean anything anymore? I’m waiting for the “aackshually” replies now. 🍿

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      10 days ago

      aaaaaacckshuallllyyyy I am le tired…

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    Sociopathic behavior all 'round.

  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

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