Reminds me of SNL’s “Almost Pizza”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KLHRjaUBb3o

I thought is was because the animal they made it from went extinct.

“Ribwich…I don’t mind the taste” -Krusty

no reasonable consumer could expect the McRib to contain rib meat.

Gotta love corporate lawyers. I mean, what a self-report that is. Why would you even assume what McDonald’s calls “food” to be edible?

Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised, if their employee handbook says to never call it food and “eating”, just in case they need to later claim they’re actually selling building materials and it was never intended to be edible.