There’s a JRPG about this
So… what’s the name of it?
But this is the JPG about it.
Didn’t Hitler and his father both individually sleep with relatives who ended up killing themselves?
Another option: go to the future, get a history book, go back and change the events to fix the problems before they exist. No paradox (except for the book… and maybe it would change like in BTTF2).
…book?
Paper, PDF or whatever they use in the future.
Sorry, by then, it’s just a dozen of TikTok videos strung together.
The problem with future history books is that they’re being whitewashed by ai. And past history books have already been whitewashed. Books don’t always contain the entire truth.
Nah, something else will always come up that you’ll feel will be worth going back to change. History will never be perfect. You’ll either do this until you die, or until something changes history enough that the time machine never gets invented and Hitler comes back. 0% chance of success.
…Just kill Hitler.
Unfortunately just killing Hitler doesn’t solve the reason why Hitler came into power and some other charismatic leader would come along and do pretty simolar stuff as him.
We would need to kill the people responsible for the market crash and great depression and responsible for saddling Germany with the entirety of the war debts of WW1.
While there were forces and social currents that led to upheaval in interwar Germany, Hitler as an individual is still ma major factor into how things played out. You can’t ignore the fact that Germany’s government was molded into a cult of personality that was beholden to his whims, and swapping Hitler out for someone else would have had very different results.
If Hitler ended up being one of the Nazis killed in the Beerhall Putsch (which was very likely) one of the other factions in the party could have taken over.
The original members of the Nazi party were actually socialists (hence the name), they were just overshadowed by Hitler and his people early on. But the Beerhall Putsch was early enough that they could have retaken control, though they wouldn’t have heen nearly as relevant in politics.
Alternatively, Erst Röhm could have taken over the Nazi party as the de facto leader of the SA (the militant arm of the party).
Much of the point of the point of the Night of Long Knives was to eliminate potential rivals to Hitler within the party so that only Hitler loyalists remained. But if Hitler was dead the struggle of power would have been very different. While Germany wasn’t a haven for Jews, for a while they weren’t particularly worse than any other country. The focus on anti-semitism was mostly pushed by Hitler and tolerated by the other factions.
It would get rid of the majority of losers who have to pretend the colour of their skin is important because they have literally nothing else to add to society.
5th panel: back in current time, no pinkhaired dudes anywhere.
Why would more tolerance lead to less tolerance?
Please explain.
What’s wrong with pinkhaired dudes?
Why are sou so invested in other dude’s haircolor? Seems weird.
Uh oh someone’s jealous they’re not confident enough for fun styles.
If you have a time machine that lets you solve a problem in your timeline by going back in time to solve it, then you also eliminate the reason for causing you to go back in time to solve it, which means that you aren’t going to go back in time…
That’s one possible option. The other is that going back in time and changing anything creates a new reality without destroying the one you come from. But since we can’t go back in time we don’t know if it’s the multiverse or the only-one-timeline.
Great Scott!
damn that guy’s brain is just hanging out like that?
Exploring the Playful Love Lives of Our Primate Cousins!
The apes then died from contracting modern diseases they had no immunity to, the diseases spread, and human ancestor populations were wiped out before humans could ever evolve.
The world then got a nice, long reprieve before the evolution of super-intelligent squid fifteen million years later.
Don’t just gloss over the 3 million year Age of the Mantis People like that!
Squids never would have evolved superintelligence if the Mantises hadn’t welcomed them onto the land and taught them how to catch hummingbirds.
Unfortunately, squid Hitler was even worse and when the squids went back to solve that, they wiped themselves out and human history was reset. Except this time without calamari, which made everything just a slight touch worse.
The world then got a nice, long reprieve before the evolution of super-intelligent squid fifteen million years later.
Genius squids and crabs will always find a way
The apes then died from contracting modern diseases they had no immunity to
Would this go both ways? Would the modern humans also get sick from ancient microorganisms that they’ve never been exposed to in modern times?
No, we’re all evolved with resistance to ancient diseases we already survived as a species. Usually, that’s not 100%, but the general idea. Anything else that burned out would be relatively minor. Viruses would be relatively unsophisticated and easily handled by our immune systems.
It’s why smallpox hit the Americas so hard, those people left and were isolated while smallpox ravaged the East. The Europeans, Africans, and Asians that came to the Americas were the ones descended from those that survived and could transmit smallpox.
Going to other way is the problem. If you time traveled 3000 years in the future, their version of COVID-5026 might be incredibly hard on you because you and your family didn’t survive COVID-3083. Mutations that helped people survive the Black Death also are connected to Chron’s disease. It’s wild stuff.
But that depends on disease changing, so it’s a slower things, like evolution.
Perhaps, but much less likely. Even this long after it, we still have traces of immunity to things that old. And a lot of our modern diseases are evolved from older ones, so resistance to the newer one can also help against the older version.
Still entirely possible that they get infected with something humans have lost immunity to, though.
In the next panel, the monkeys rip them apart limb from limb.
The apes settle their differences and none of them are forced out of the jungle into the plains.
And BAM, humans no longer exist.
Damn, humans have been carrying a chip on their shoulder all this time. So resentful for so long we don’t know any other way to be. That explains… everything…
Probably for the best
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
and poof! human have never existed, chimps live happily ever after
Problems get handed down? Sometimes, maybe if it was some form of child abuse or childhood trauma that this implies… But it couldn’t be more misguided here.
Read Mein Kampf if you want to understand the history of his motive. It’s made abundantly clear his reasons for why his views were as they were, not to say they are absolute truth, but they were the truth he lived in and formed his experience and ideas on that would later drive some of the events when he came to power. The primary drivers for his actions were 1) the actions of the monarchy favouring Jews with special laws (and the leadup to this) and 2) the experience of fighting WWI, almost dying multiple times, turning the battle around to almost winning, and only whilst injured for the country to be sabotaged internally by Marxist Jews forcing a revolution, taking over the monarchy, and surrendering. He claims Jews mostly avoided the front lines, filled the wartime economic offices and food agencies, profited from the war, spread defeatism, refused to pay taxes that’d help rebuild after the war, drove and profited on hyperinflation after the war, and generally destroyed the country.
Tldr: a very very traumatic experience in WWI, in vain, because he felt Jewish Marxists forced a revolution and surrender at home while everyone was at war and had just started winning. He held this at the core of his ideology. Child abuse or mistreatment was not what corrupted Hitler
… Do you agree with what’s in main kampf?
That whole storyline of being defeated at the homefront by the socialists, democrats and jews is such old and well known propaganda that it has a name by the way: Dolchstoßlegende.
Makes one wonder what kind of retribution seeking people the Zionist Israel’s are creating right now. The U.S. is fully onboard with what’s happening.
You don’t need to speculate. Al Qaida is a direct result of foreign intervention in Afghanistan one generation previously.
Operation cyclone by the CIA (plus extra help from the Saudis) funneled funds and weaponry through Pakistan to Bin Laden (a rich Saudi). It essentially created and organised MaK (that would later become Al Qaeda) by funding and training Islamic militants in Afghanistan to fight and overthrow the Marxist government of Afghanistan.
After the government fell, the Taliban took control, Bin Laden officially created Al Qaeda, flipped sides, and became anti-Saudi and anti-America because the Saudis were too tight with the US troops, preferencing them over Bin Laden’s, in operation desert shield in the Gulf War. Well that’s the story anyway…
By this point Al Qaeda were getting mad at all the US intervention in the middle east but it’s pretty clear the US was acting as a proxy for Israel here, because Israel had “security concerns” about Iraq’s nuclear program and had even bombed their nuclear program in the years before, in 1981…
So we could say Al Qaeda is a result of Israeli interference already back then
Now we see the same story playing out again with Iran
It’s sad to see a repeat of history, we’re now seeing special “anti-semetic” laws introduced again even on the other side of the world here in Australia, crushing fair and open criticism. Criticising Israel is treated as anti-semetic hate speech. Thankfully the high court of appeals sees a difference but all the other authoritarian figures and government bodies don’t…
What comes next? It’s upsetting people all over the political spectrum
Special laws protecting jews… jews profiting of war… Hitler 2.0. Maybe jews really are the problem.
Lmfao
10/10
Okay, that was awesome
