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His most realistic projection is a tepid 52 Senate seats for the Democrats. He tells me he’s witnessed too much racism on the campaign trail to believe otherwise; that the rabid tenacity of MAGAdom can’t be discounted, and that its nativist lean remains a viable political force. He’s worried about James Talarico, and Texas as a whole. He fears that Sherrod Brown faces an uphill battle. He can’t even begin to conjure fantasies of a blue South Carolina. And frankly, after an election cycle in which Piker emerged as an unlikely main character—where his gaffes were immediately metabolized into national lightning rods, with the Murdoch estate covering his every move, when even Donald Trump knows his name—I wonder if he feels simply beaten down by a very strange year. After all, Piker ends 2026 more famous than he’s ever been before—which means he’s rarely been more hated.
“I’ve been introduced to a new demographic of people that had no idea who I was before, and they know me in the most negative terms possible,” he tells me. “Hundreds of millions of dollars have been spent in every state in the country calling me a jihadist. We like to call it Hasan Derangement Syndrome. People develop a negative impression of me and never let it go.”
He’s not wrong. Throughout the midterms, Republicans did everything they could to tie Piker’s name to Democratic hopefuls around the country. The hope was that Americans would find his rhetoric too dangerous, and his ideas too exotic—a physical manifestation of Democratic Socialists of America Jacobinism; a vessel for good old-fashioned liberal overreach, casting a pall over a potential blue wave. They pulled out all the stops: Fox News mentioned Piker’s name on 400 different occasions in the month of August alone. Stephen Miller can’t stop tweeting about him. His thirst-traps were given prominent placement at September’s Republican National Convention. Would it work? If Democrats underperformed—if, God forbid, they choked away the Senate, or even the House—the blame could be laid at the feet of this streamer, coiled under the lights of his studio in a sage-green suit, the clock ticking away toward judgment.
So yes, Piker has reasons to be nervous.
“Tonight, we find out if Hasan Piker Democrats are winning up and down the ballot,” he announces, somewhat sardonically, at the beginning of his stream. If they do? “I’m excited not to be called a terrorist every day.”
WOKE IS BACK, BABYYYYY
Woke 3.0 in FULL FUCKING EFFECT. SUCK MY CLIT, YOU RATS!
Hey, now. Rats are friends. Poor li’l lovelies. Don’t lump them in with MAGAts. 🥲
Y’know what? That’s an incredibly good point. Rats are quite lovely.
Edit: fixed!
Aww! 🤸🏼♂️
The tears taste amazing Velma!! Amazing!!!
Yummy yummy yummy hahahaha
Cheers, dkp!! Today is a good day!
The collective sigh in all of my work meetings has been enormous! Working in university research, it’s been so stressful! No one talks politics at work but all my MSTeams chats were BLASTING out loud how happy everyone is 💚
Today is an amazing day!
OK that’s legit funny.
Piker is a shit human regardless of his correct political opinions
Deal with it. You fucking lost.
I’ve ran out of my piefed allotted up votes for the day or I’d have added an up arrow. annoying.
I am happy about the election results. I just don’t like this streamer.
And focusing on this streamer is partially why the Republicans lost.
Stop obsessing over one person who is helping elect progressives. It’s a losing strategy.
Stop obsessing over one person
You posted the article about them. Now you’re getting pissy about users voicing their own opinion on them?
I get pissy about right wing talking points that are designed to depress voter turnout and leftist ideas.
I post about a lot of people and a lot of subjects.
Disagreeing with you is not a “right wing talking point”. Talking about the subject of a post is not “obsessing” over them. You’re focusing so hard on finding enemies where there are none, over things that don’t matter. These people agree with you 90% and all you’ve done in this thread is treat them like shit and accuse them of things that never happened. That’s a seriously misguided way to build a movement.
Clearly rabber and myself know each other from around. Attacking Piker baselessly is a right wing tactic as evidenced by the elections. And the shock collar rumor is a right wing talking point as well.
I’m not even american so I don’t care overly. Fuck hasan piker lol
My country’s conservative government is more progressive than your democrats. The USA is a shithole through and through
Cry harder. Hasan is doing victory laps and drinking your tears right now. We all are over here in the US.
Your country is still crumbling, just slower than before lol
The war machine will continue and Canada isn’t going to suddenly change its mind on US relations
The only bad thing about dems winning this is that Canada isn’t going to join the EU quite as fast now
As if the EU isn’t dealing with their own various fascist problems atm. You’re as delusional as you think we are.
Go touch some grass man, you dont get to be this arrogant because of some successes.
That dude abuses animals too
That dude abuses animals too
You’ve fallen for right wing conspiracies. Congrats.
And I’m not a man.
you dont get to be this arrogant because of some successes.
Yeah, I don’t believe for a fucking second that you are a socialist.
I can tell that Piker is genuinely thrilled. But more than that, he is relieved. Toward the end of the night he monologues toward his cameras with a noticeable quiver in his voice. “Many of you have been with me this entire time, you know the metric ton of shit I had to eat over the last year and a half,” he said. “They thought they could make me a central figure of the Republican Party midterm strategy. It was a spectacular failure. It was only going to burn my reputation. Non-fucking-stop. I never thought it would be electorally sound. But to think it is one thing, seeing it in action is another.”
The vindication is at hand. Piker has survived his first hellish election cycle as a main character. The establishment can’t pin their failures on him; the experiment didn’t work. Frankly, we should all be so lucky if Republicans continue to run on Hasan Piker.
On nights like these you’re obliged to savor the unity. How, with one big win, the factional tension dissipates from the map. Hasan Piker, Jon Ossoff, hell, even Jared Moskovitz—they’re all Democrats, if only for the night.
“I’m libbing the fuck out,” said Piker. “But tomorrow is another day. Tomorrow we get back to work.”
“Many of you have been with me this entire time, you know the metric ton of shit I had to eat over the last year and a half,” he said. “They thought they could make me a central figure of the Republican Party midterm strategy. It was a spectacular failure.
I mean they did make him a central figure of the election. And the American people OVERWHELMINGLY picked a socialist streamer in California and their ideology to represent them.
edit: still annoyed about FL and Nixon
I was really happy to be able to vote for her, even though she didn’t win & I hate A.Moody. It’s so unusual to have a chance to vote FOR someone and not just against the greater evil. I really wish we could have turned out enough people to get her elected but it was pretty close and she is genuinely progressive.
edit: still annoyed about FL and Nixon
If the Dems had spent just a little more money, we could have flipped Florida. It’s a damn shame they left Angie Nixon out to dry like that.
Iʻm actually super pissed. Like Angie was a fucking phenomenal candidate and Iʻve been so sick to fucking death of the narrative that Americans wonʻt vote for black women because of Harris supporting a genocide in 24ʻ.
A million bucks could have done it. Fuck Chuck Schumer.
This is like the 100th time I’ve used this gif today but I don’t care







