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“The probability of the ship being gay is very low, Captain.”
but gay ships are my fave! 😩
She can like the dick without liking the man attached to it.
Having irresistible dick is just a fantasy that comes standard with having a dick.
I’ve been approached multiple times by gays who really wanted the experience of turning a straight man gay.
It’s actually gay to have a dick. Checkmate
Anal y-sis Rule
Off the ship, Tuvok!
True, That’s why they killed of Tuvix
Can’t see anything wrong with that logic, Captain! The Emergency Medical Hologram hereby relieves you of your command of this vessel because you are clearly not able to thing gay!
If he ever looks at his own dick in the mirror he will instantly turn gay. Must be a difficult life avoiding mirrors
Any man who touches his own dick and enjoys it is already gay.
*Bi
One solution would be to be turned into a vampire. But would you not also not be allowed to just look at your dick?
Midas’s dick
Arg! What a curse! Oh noooo!











