I’m not an android, but yes…
One time I dreamt I was back in my preschool home, (as an adult. I’m not creepy) where I had 1 penis for urine, and another penis for semen. Was having a good time in the shower before a family member walked in and was so scared.
Then I woke up.
Wait… does he mean a gay Terminator?
Lets just say it’s no coincidence that the Roomba always finds the cum sock.
Or a straight fembot.
Fembots are technically not androids.
(The equivalent term would be “gynoid”, or “anthropoid” if you want to be gender neutral.)
“USED”
USED


So sad when they shorten a title like that.
For anyone curious, its “Do Androids Dream of Electronic Dick”
I thought it was electric dick

Is this a Žižek quote lost to multiple compression cycles on the internet?
What?
philosopher slavoj zizek has a famous bit about how we could just put penetrative and receptive sex toys together so they could perform the sex acts society and our internalised ideas from society expect of us, and then we would be free to just hold hands or whatever





