Me to The Emoji Movie:
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What should we watch?
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You got to be fucking kidding me.
Don’t fuck this up Michael Bay, we’re counting on you for a faithful adaptation.
Skibidi gradually evolved into more than 70 1-to-5-minute mini-epics depicting the infinitely escalating war between the Toilets and the Cyborgs. Each video is explosive, violent and free of any discernible dialogue.
Should be right up his alley
All it requires is that the film ends with “What I’ve done” by Linking Park but this time it’s [s l o w e d + r e v e r b e d] [c h i l l m i x]
Everyday we set one step farther away from the light of God and towards 2 hour long Idiocracy ass movies.
I can’t wait until m night shyamalan puts out an ass movie with a twist.
I am so old
A whole new generation younger than me is already being pandered to…
This film won’t happen. Skibidi toilet had 15 mins of fame for generation alpha and only had legs from older generations not understanding it because it’s toilet humour and absurd.
The kids already don’t care about it. If the Minecraft movie went through development hell for 10 years, this movie is not getting made when they realise the kids already don’t give a shit.
I’m imagining conversations with the costume department.
- So half of the actors will be wearing a full toilet costume
- A what?!
- Yes, only their head should stick out, but make it completely mobile. And also appropriate for stunts
- …
Michael Bay should start clearing space to display his second Oscar
I would say Criterion should prepare another addition to their Bay flicks catalogue
my god
the pinnacle of cinema
The gratest event in human history
Wat.
I hope it has that “skibidi Ohio rizz” all the kids are talking about.
I’m not gonna be “that guy”, but I remember watching dafuq’s animations years before skibidi toilet was a thing.
Same
I’m not gonna be “that guy”,
Immediately proceeds to be that guy.
I remember when Little Big released the OG Skibidi
Excuse me, but Scatman John would like a word with you, from 1994 to be exact.
And still no Halo movie.
I think the hate it gets is undeserved, Skibidi Toilet is objectively an impressive achievement of 3d animation and minimal surrealist storytelling, it’s obvious that the person who made it has been doing this for a long time and is very skilled. People are just dismissive because the main target audience is children and not them.
Watching from the first episode is like watching someone get in their 10,000 hours. Visuals and story telling skills getting just a little bit better every single episode.
Yeah, let’s not pretend that we didn’t like stupid Internet stuff when we were younger.
Sigh. I’d rather hand that budget to Tommy Wiseau for a The Room sequel.
Check out Neil Breen if you haven’t.
