• Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      1 month ago

      Why do women think they could aim it better than us, we’ve had a lifetime of practice! Gents, just sit down at home, it’s better anyway.

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          1 month ago

          Not missing… Its more relaxing. It’s surprising how often I realise I’m holding a poo as well. I dunno, it’s just better!

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          This is just a me thing, but I can get pretty light headed when I first wake up or the middle of the night and have fainted while peeing multiple times. I once ‘came to’ in the bathtub cause I tipped over instead of crumbling down.

          Everyone else’s points are really just bonuses on not hitting my head on the bathtub and dying.

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            ight and have fainted while peeing multiple times. I once ‘came to’ in the bathtub cause I tipped over instead of crumbling down.

            Everyone else’s points are really just bonuses on not hitting my head on the bathtub and dyin

            Sounds like something dangerous going on there. I hope you have that under control.

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              I appreciate the concern, it’s very kind of you. This is really just when I first wake up and am standing there at the toilet. I’m pretty tall and think my body forgets it needs keep the pressure high enough when just standing there barely awake. I am otherwise pretty healthy and put in effort to take care of myself.

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        1 month ago

        but what if I’m a prodigy, like when the main character in the isekai is better at the universe’s magic than people who have been studying and living with it for years?

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          1 month ago

          Look, that’s what the shower is for. One can hold it and try to aim as much as they want, and meanwhile other things can get soapy.

          We all know there are only two types of people in the world, those that have peed in the shower, and liars.