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Faulty colon, expect gas leaks.
“Waking times fluctuate. Check site for operating hours”
POOR IMPULSE CONTROL
Tattooed in black across my forehead
Any message tattooed in black across a forehead says “poor impulse control”
Not if the tattoo was put there by The State as a form of punishment and/or warning for people in my general vicinity!
This isn’t my original idea, it’s stolen from Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.
WARNING: Prone to spilling things
It sucks! You dont know when the other person will use it against you
For entertainment purposes only
