Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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Who grades the test? Who judges the competition?
5·5 days agoThe true captain will give up the chair rather than see it cut in half.
There are three things you need to remember as a starship captain: 1) keep your shirt tucked in; 2) go down with the ship; and 3) detailed knowledge of ornithology.
2·9 days agoYes
Replacement panel 4: “Surely, you can’t be serious?”
New panel 5: “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley”
God dammit Loch Ness monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
31·19 days agoHalley is the one who predicted its return mathematically. I’d say that’s more significant than seeing it twice in one lifetime and supposing that it’s the same comet.
27·19 days agoSorry, I lost the world’s smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕
10·21 days agoHomer, give him what he wants!
spoiler
Mr. Burns cuts off beer after Homer refuses to give him Bobo. Barney reacts in character.
After he finished, [official scribe Jacob] Shallus had to deal with several mistakes that he had made during that rushed weekend of exacting labor. […] But he also used a penknife to scrape away an entire line of text near the bottom of page one, leaving behind a roughed-up band that now appears gray from grime.
https://www.archives.gov/publications/prologue/2012/fall/const-errors.html
So it would seem to have been a transcription error that was scraped off.
Makes sense that he’d use an antique.
8·24 days agoNo, it’s “re” like the subject of an email. “Re: diculous”
16·24 days agoI could write a comment on this if you want.
2·26 days agoThe cars belong to commuters whose car use would be reflected in their home county instead of SF.
30 years ago my music teacher told me that in Chinese-language singing it’s the consonants that are sustained.
The modlog says for being a bot.
The problem is that you’re using Windows 95.
He’s got a board with a nail in it!
https://archive.org/download/OTRR_X_Minus_One_Singles