Mine is changing one “fuck you you spineless amoral bastards” into a “please”
“As per my previous email…”
For me, the problem is different 🤔 I work in an environment with young people 👶 Young people who speak with emojis 💯 and they expect others to speak with emojis as well 🤝 So when I write a message or a mail 📩 Then I need to figure out which emoji I need to replace the periods with 😅 And the minefield is kinda terrible, since some of the “regular” emojis are considered highly passive agressive 🙂
This is hilarious to read for me because my mind automatically makes a pause after every emoji, longer than two periods, and it feels like every sentence is very emphasized. But the silence is filled with this not-so-serious emoji. Idk, hard to explain it
it’s better to just not. just let them do their thing, and you and i can continue sending actually legible communication.
The accessory I remove after looking at the mirror is usually myself. I just give up going out. lol
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How does the initial advice work for guys?
I don’t have accessories, am I supposed to take one shoe off or something??
Integer underflow. You’re supposed to put on 65535 accessories (or 2 billion, depending on your int size)
It is a work email. Get rid of all of them.
The interrobang is back‽
I fukken love me an interrobang. I have a shell alias on my computers that copies one of those bad boys into my clipboard so I can more easily display my shocked puzzlement. It’s very useful when dealing with msft products, especially Azure.
I always bind compose key to right logo key on Linux. Then I can enter interrobang by pressing right logo, exclamation mark and question mark.
I always have a terminal open in the workspace on my other monitor so it’s just <super-j>
interr<tab> <return> <super-;> <c-v>wait, that makes me sound like an absolute fucking nutcase lol. I typed that first sentence completely unironically and only realized how absurd it was afterwards. It’s faster than the whole “type the Unicode point value” thing, but I should probably start using compose key instead.
On iOS I have it set up as a text replacement. If I type ?! it is replaced by ‽
Android similarly makes it easy. If I just press and hold on
?, I get options for ¿ and ‽. Seems like mobile devices have worked out more convenient UIs for this type of thing.Wait, my keyboard could type an interrobang all along‽
Relatable!!!.!!!
I don’t know if I have ever used an exclamation point in a work email.
My issue is usually how to phrase asking someone for something, when I am actually commanding them for something.
