Everything is always about her. How many people go to a concert and take a selfie of themself watching the show? I’d wager it’s very few.
Everything is always about her. How many people go to a concert and take a selfie of themself watching the show? I’d wager it’s very few.
She’s back on TV. Sarah Nicole Landry did a sponsored TV segment today and looks NOTHING like she does on social media. Shocker.
Her clothes just keep getting baggier and baggier every time she’s not in control of the photo/video. Soon she’ll walk out in a sleeping bag or something
The IRL reveals are my favourite. It’s hilarious. I don’t know why she ever leaves her Instagram bubble because, as always without fail, she doesn’t look like what she posts.
She loves the chance to lift her shirt and reveal her whole butt!
her “performance” was also so brutal. she was awkward and looked super uncomfortable and out of place. she was, as usual, ill-spoken to the point that some of the sentences that came out of her mouth literally didn’t even make sense. and she was clearly using the influencer tactic of performative relatability/authenticity. she’s up there clowning like she’s just some regular degular mom who happened to waltz into Marks on a whim and stumble upon these AMAZING clothes and shoes that you can’t find anywhere else (levis! adidas! how exclusive!) and gosh golly just needs to share this hot tip with all her best pals here on live daytime TV! also why did she keep referring to Marks as “we” throughout the segment? sarah needs some serious media training if she wants to try to actually make a break for it outside of social media/filtered reality on iphones. i would love to know how much Marks paid her and Global for this native advertising bullshit.
What kills me is that Marks and every other brand that uses this buffoon clearly do zero research. The “regular degular” moms that they’re trying appeal to, like myself, do not claim bird. I won’t shop at Marks because they’re using her and I’ll boycott any brand that’s affiliated with her. She’s garbage.
that’s the thing! she spent most of this summer cosplaying as a childless 20-something, trying to queerbait the algorithm. she shifts and contorts literally EVERYTHING about herself (personality, fashion, voice, the shape of her face, the shape of her body, eye colour, ailments etc etc) depending on who she’s trying to sell stuff to/ingratiate herself with. so pulling up to Global like some regular degular mom is laughable. she’s an absolute clown and i really don’t think this grift can continue for much longer. but then again, as you rightly point out, companies like Marks apparently do zero research before hiring clowns like her so who knows?
Great analysis. 😄 I loved watching her fumble.