• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    562 months ago

    Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.

    Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

    • @[email protected]
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      192 months ago

      What’s special

      UPDATING THE KITCHEN REVITALIZING THE OUTDOOR SPACE

      yeah those are the only two things needed and voilà, a dream home!

  • @[email protected]
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    212 months ago

    Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!

    • @[email protected]
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      142 months ago

      Same here! They definitely put a fair amount of deliberate work into that aesthetic, and I’d love to see how they decorated and furnished some of those rooms.

    • @[email protected]
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      152 months ago

      At first I thought, “I could live with that, get creative on changing stuff for cheap.” But it kept getting worse and worse and worse.

      I’d still love to own that property.

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      42 months ago

      I mean right it’s weird and not what I would do. But you know that the person who did it was in love with idea and it’s nice to see that kind of passion.

  • burgersc12
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    142 months ago

    Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??

    • BigDaddySlim
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      142 months ago

      Well of course, if it was made from Linux it would leak everywhere since it’s open source. You gotta have closed source to keep the water in, hence the Windows.

      Or maybe I’m just confused

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    102 months ago

    Maybe I just have bad taste but at least half of this type of “eclectic” style I actually like. Some of it is just trashy and gaudy, but some of it is just more interesting to look at than regular old “house” style

  • SSTF
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    82 months ago

    The interior looks like a trendy, wannabe-upscale Mexican restaurant staffed entirely by hipsters who don’t know how to make good Mexican food.

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    62 months ago

    I think the majority of this is ATBGE. I believe except for a room or two that the previous owner was very happy with the way things looked. I just don’t think anyone else wants to live with those vibes and the cost of renovating that to something more generally appealing is going to be outrageous.

    • burgersc12
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      52 months ago

      There’s like two pictures here where “good execution” may apply, but the vast majority of this house is just awful taste and depressing.

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    52 months ago

    Did anyone else watch “Monster House” on the discovery channel in the late 90s/early 00s? They did this kind of stuff all the time.