Around a millenia ago the pope conducted a chronomic ritual to fabricate 300 years of human history. That time was born of void and placed a great strain upon our reality. It was catastrophic! The new order had no choice but to expunge logsday in order to bring balance to the time stream. But then we have stubborn minds like yours dragging like nails through the repaired tapestry. Shame on you!

Why are you pretending there is no day between Tuesday and Wednesday? The German Wednesday, “Mittwoch,” clearly implies an odd number of days in a week, which is how they’ve been getting away with the seven-day lie, but clearly there can’t be an even number of days in the week.

The Beatles even wrote a song about there being 8 days in the week!

Most people have never even heard of “Project Humpday”

This is so funny I can«tt furekming breaatheeee

I still remember Domesday, it only happened the once before ‘they’ covered it up. I’ll never forget it, so many questions.

I know you guys are kidding but I fucking tell you, 5 years from now there will be a group in the Whitehouse ordering the investigation into this conspiracy in order to bring the weeks back to 8 days, as it always has been, and then we’ll all have to deal with the fallout of this shit

Humanity isn’t ready for your humor

As if they’d get rid of a weekday

The government has even erased Logsday from my memory! Will they stop at nothing?!

We used to have eight days in a week. Eight. The number of magic. But eight is not a controllable number and they cut it down to seven, a prime. These bastards take all of the joy and wonder in the world and reduce it into factors of primes. They’re quantizing an infinite world down into finite information and we’re all stuck in the wake of it.

This explains why September, October, November and December no longer correspond to the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. When they took out logsday, everything shifted.