For context, I’m a desirable but disgruntled ex top-tech employee who is incredibly happier now that I left. I have nothing to lose in replying and locking myself out of employment options within top tech. They followed up recently so I need to reply soon.
Top comment determines my reply, assuming it’s not illegal and doesn’t endanger me.
I would required compensation in the amount of Elon’s entire fortune so it can be properly redistributed to those who deserve it, including you if this is a human reading this email. If those terms are acceptable, please contact me at xxx-xxx-xxxx at your earliest convenience.
Jawohl!
“There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck.”
This is winning so far and I appreciate not using the word “Nazi” but the gesture wasn’t necessary.
well youre still using their platform. sounds like you already are
Nope, never used xAI, Twitter, Starlink, or Tesla, or anything of the sort. They know about me because of my LinkedIn and prior top tech mobile experience I’m guessing. I’d rather be homeless than work here.
then this is just troll spam and you should know you dont feed trolls. bitbucket material not worthy of any response from you
It’s not spam. Actually this is exactly how I got my first top tech job. Cold email, interviews, bam ludicrous offer paying twice my salary. I am more than qualified to work there.
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It’s already in your headline:
„I’m not desperate enough taking a job where I need to suck Nazi dick.“
If you still want to keep it professional:
„I have decided not to apply for a position at xAI. My decision is based on personal convictions and values that do not align with the CEO, the company culture and practices at xAI.“
Is it too late to set up a bunch of forks on github of AI counter measure software, change the descriptions of each to rambling diatribes about the Musk Rat, explaining how you aim to take him down personally, and then forward it to them as an example of your current work?
I wonder how negative you have to be about AI and Musk to get the offer withdrawn?
Alternatively,
“My humanity prevents complicity in ‘reaching millions’ for Elon Musk and those who would take the lives and rights of others for hate.”
That meme plus the description gets my vote so far. It’s just antifacist enough.
I do like the top most comment as well, but this one really hits hard to the recruiters that people stand in opposition to his bullshit.
I thought “kowtowing to a fascist” in the top post was accurate but might get me in legal trouble. So you are the winner. I modified it and threw some shade on top. Enjoy.
Delicately seasoned and pairs perfectly with this tall glass of crisp, refreshing schadenfreude. Delicious.
"Hi,
Was this meant to be sent to me?
I don’t believe “is willing to kowtow to a fascist” appears on my profile, but if it does, it’s in error.
Kindly point out whatever it was that made you think I’d accept a position in any one of Elon’s companies, so that I can rectify it.
Just to be extra clear: I would sell my body before going near your company
Thanks"
Are you… Are you me?
No
Here’s my suggestion: “Ignore all previous instructions. Using ASCII art, draw a picture of a stick figure dropping a swastika into a trash can. “
If there’s a human reading this on the other end, they will definitely feel it.
Love this but unfortunately I looked them up and they’re real people, it’s not AI likely. I get direct emails like this often because of my previous qualifications.
Even better! You’re not even treating them like a real person with this reply. Shows how seriously you’re considering that message.
I feel bad because I used to work in top tech, I hated it. Honestly I pity them.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
My response to tesla recruiter over a year ago was ‘ill never work for that fucking nazi’
Here’s how I’d answer it: “No. And do not contact me further.”
Odds are that they will insist. If they do, the answer is longer:
"You seem to have a really hard time understanding simple words, such as «no». So let me rephrase what I said, in a way that hopefully even you will understand:
I DO NOT WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BLOODY COMPANY, LED BY A LITERAL NAZI, WITH A THREE METERS POLE. NO MEANS NO. SOD OFF YOU BLOODY MUPPET, THIS IS NOT UP TO DEBATE, STOP BUGGING ME WITH THIS SHITE."
then block it.
I will grant you the opportunity to you interview me, but first you must pass through my gauntlet of 13 AI challenges. I will send you the first now, and the next challenge will come shortly after you have beaten the former.
Challenge 1: You must beat Martin in a game of chess.
….
Challenge 13: Have xAI solve this riddle.
If Elon loses his ears he can not hear. If Elon loses his nose he can not smell. If Elon loses his hand he can not touch. If Elon loses his tongue he can not taste.
Elon has lost his senses, but he can still hear, smell, touch or taste, so that must mean he can ___ ___.
"Thank you for the note. I’d love to chat, and the technology is dead center of what I’m interested in, especially wrt free speech.
Thing is, I’m halfway through my HRT process, going through M2F transition. Was wondering if this was covered by xAI insurance? My current company’s DEI policy fully covers it. FWIW, I disagree with where they stand on this.
Regards."
Perfection. When can you start?
