You can also buy toilet paper with his face on it
All animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
Does this golden card cover immigrants of color or just Russians?
He also said he will be the first to buy one… Like… what?..Did he forgot he already has us citizenship?
Putin does not…
This is probably why he wants it:
Unlike American citizens, gold card holders will not have to pay taxes to the U.S. government on their overseas income.
Not sure if that applies to us citizens with gold cards though.
I’d be curious to know if that’s a law, or just another case of Trump Says.
how is this not the onion is sounds EXACTLY like an onion article even moreso than any other ive ever seen
this mf really wants to be the music man lmao this some used car salesman shit
lol, I played in the pit for my high school’s The Music Man show. Brought back some memories.
starts with p which rhymes with t and thats TROUBLE
Question: We have recently seen that the government can and will revoke green cards at will, why would anybody be interested in this knowing that it offers them at best ephemeral protections.
It’s not about citizenship, it’s about access. They know that it doesn’t guarantee citizenship or protection, that’s what the rest of their money is for.
Money guarantees that. You know who doesn’t have 5 million bucks? A student studying in USA who might protest against genocide in Gaza. You know who has 5 millions? People like Venesuelan cartel members.
This is just asinine and reeks of similar level of greed as selling bath water to thirsty horny teenagers. It’s no fucking different. It’s just a gold card with ugly Trump’s face for a lot more money.
Belle Delphine is not greedy she’s amazing and if I keep giving her money she’ll notice me.
You just made me think of Trump bath water and now I hate you immensely.
Well I wasn’t think of that BEFORE you posted…but I am NOW!!!
UGH!!! Now I’m wondering if the bath water washes off his suntan and turns the water orange. YOU DID THIS!!! YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD!!!
burns your house down
No jury would convict me.
US law only applies to poor people.
dude put his own fucking face on it 🤣
These are the same cards that used to require 1 million in cash and 4 million in small business investment with proven local employees right?
You’re thinking the EB-5 visa program, I think. That was the fifth “employment based” visa.
You’re sort of right, but your numbers are off. It’s $1.8 million in cash, but the real kicker is that you need to sustain those 10+ permanent US employees through your investments. Been a popular program since 1990, about 12,000 folks use it a year lately. It’s still a thing, you can apply for one today.
A much better deal than handing $5M to US Government. Just buy or start a restaurant, theoretically returning a fair ROI. But losing less than $5M should be easy.
Officer: Sir, do you have a green card?
Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold–
Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown GuyLMFAO, if I was rich, I’ll just go to some EU country. Yes I probably get taxed like hell, but still, people are happier which means there’s less resentment towards rich people, which means I’m much less likely to get Luigi’d. Win-Win. And the obvious, no fascism, no falling out of windows.
(If I was like really rich, I’ll probably donate money on top of the taxes, since I wouldn’t be able to use it all anyways.)
Is this the one that includes acces to Trump Gaza?
So you’re telling me that millionaires can now literally buy a trump card? Awesome…
He did the same thing with the pardons. All parts of America are for sale!!!
Well, for 5 million it’ll be a hard choice.
But I’ll take the money and come over if you want it so much orange man.
Is that his fucking mugshot?
