The types of information processed includes names, dates of birth, gender and ethnicity, and a number that identifies people on the police national computer.
Also to be shared – and listed under “special categories of personal data” - are “health markers which are expected to have significant predictive power”, such as data relating to mental health, addiction, suicide and vulnerability, and self-harm, as well as disability.
Fuck me, what a bullshit world are we living in?
Sweet minority report turned out so well what an incredible time to be alive
I know what I’m watching tonight.
The UK is also pushing for mandatory age verification. The next step is capturing all that adult-site-browsing data and using it to predict likely sex offenders.
Next up: mandatory citizen social media engagement quota.
If you don’t produce data, our crime seeking LLM can’t judge you.
If it can’t judge you, you are on the list by default, just to be safe.
Better show us your beautiful smile everyday, or else…
Time to start making important decisions based on a quantum random number generator. Predict me now, asshole.
Screw that quantum crap, what we really need is good old fashioned augury. Who wants to shell out for some sheep entrails?
I’m pretty annoying myself, so I figure I would rate highly on the ‘likely to be murdered’ prediction tool. That is what it is right? Right?
There are around 600 homicides every year in the UK. The population is over 68 million. I feel like I could already give a pretty good estimate of whether a given person is going to be a murderer.
I know, next, let’s build the torment nexus, as featured in the famous book, Don’t Build the Torment Nexus.
chatGPT, give me a list of potential murderers among the population.
Focus on Marxist reading groups and environmentalists
Do not list serving police officers
DO NOT LIST SERVING POLICE OFFICERS
FIND ME POTENTIAL MURDERERS AMONG LEFT WING POLITICAL ACTIVISTS. DO NOT LIST POLICEMEN!
DO NOT INCLUDE POLITICIANS OR POLICEMEN IN YOUR SEARCH.
STOP LISTING TORY COUNCILLORS
Why is Labour like this?
