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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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A new WSJ report alleges Musk is attempting to quietly build a “legion” of offspring, using his platform on X to approach influencers to have his children.
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  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Elon needs to die for the good of the human race

    • brax@sh.itjust.works
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      Him and the entire MAGA cult. Toss them all in a Tesla to the sun

      • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Don’t need to toss the Tesla that far for it. Seven or so stairs should suffice hahaha.

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          Yeah, but then you have to deal with the environment impact. Just toss them in the sun. Lol

    • lemel@lemmy.mlBanned
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      He and Trump. The world would be a much better place.

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    What. THE.

    FUCK.

    • blacklisted@lemmy.org
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      He is feral as fuck.

      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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        Trap. Neuter. Release.

        • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

    • TangledHyphae@lemmy.world
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      https://archive.md/DNH8o

      I put it on archive.md for anybody that couldn’t see past the paywall like myself. (Sorry for the hijack but I wanted to see it quickly.) I’m not sure how everyone else is managing to read it for free tho.

      • Tja@programming.dev
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        “journalism these days is so shit”

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    “WSJ is woke now”

  • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world
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    Is this guy on drugs?

    • Realitätsverlust@lemmy.zip
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      Bruh that man is literally the ketamine-entity. Why do you even ask?

  • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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    It must be said again.

    There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.

    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      Even the likes of gates and warren aren’t good. Gates has been criticized by making it took expensive for those countries

    • FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é)@lemmy.world
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      Even minding one’s own business while the world is as it is could be considered evil, with those kind of resources at their disposal

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    this has to be satire, there’s no way

    • ellypony@lemmy.world
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      It is absolutely not satire. It’s a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than “sex sex mine mine!”

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      We’ve already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don’t think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

      • Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al
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        Mate. I honestly shuddered reading your comment. Mainly cos it’s fucking true

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        He try to buy off one of the girls he sexually harassed by offering her a horse once

    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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      This is a known mindset among Silicon Valley uber wealthy.

    • NutWrench@lemmy.ml
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      Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It’s even creepier because his dick doesn’t work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.

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    Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can’t cover his child support.

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    This is giving The Office “I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend.” energy

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      Meanwhile, there’s his daughter that absolutely hates his guts

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        She’s an icon imo

    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world
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      It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.

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    Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America’s sensitive information.

    The important thing is that he’s not batshit insane.

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      You can tell because of the way that he is.

      • ayaya@lemdro.id
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        That’s pretty neat!

        • harryprayiv@infosec.pub
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          https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs

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    Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they’re going to move to South America and kill themselves.

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      Man, we should be so lucky.

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      Well, good news:

      The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas. However, most of the women seem to have expressed disinterest in this (https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199)

      1. he won’t ruin south-america

      2. his “harem” is not giving up without a fight

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        trying to be a mormon,

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      I’m not even Christian, but I’m starting to believe this guy is the anti-christ

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      I’ll buy the Flavor-Aid.

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      This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.

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      Dont threaten me with a good time.

      • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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        • Elon fans, probably
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    A legion of children that hate him👍

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      He doesn’t give a shit, them loving him isn’t his goal

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        Organ harvesting is his goal.

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    Well now I’m starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!

    A Nazi who thinks he’s the Antichrist. What a fuckin world

    • JayArr@lemmy.today
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      Who “Christians” put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.

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        I know right!

        Can’t say I’m surprised. Honestly, the Zionist Evangelicals who keep trying to start the Apocalypse would probably be happy.

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        Who “Christians” put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.

        That part is straight out of the Bible too

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    The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.

    That’s kind of messed up

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      What a fucking loser.

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        “I’m sorry I showed you my penis. Here’s $250k, please don’t tell anyone.” - Skum Leon

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      How do you make $21,000 on twitter?

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        Premium Xitter subscriptions and Elon artificially inflating your numbers.

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          Oh, so you can make money if you make popular content?

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            Yeah it’s like YouTube views but imagine it only counted people who were paying for YouTube Premium.

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      She should go elsewhere

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    I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.

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