Women are like puzzles
Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote
…
Puzzles still don’t

- Bo Burnham, Men & Women

Blurt - The Fish Needs a Bike

I remember when Bono threw this into the lyrics for “Tryin’ To Throw Your Arms Around The World”, like he had thought of it himself (he didn’t - this was already an expression by 1991). That was when U2 jumped the shark for me.

That doesn’t make any sense, fish don’t use bicy-OOOOOOOH!

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c/shirtsthatgohard

…my father gave my sister this shirt on her 21st birthday…a wise man…

As in, they’ll have to take the bus instead?

A fish without a bicycle won’t do well in a triathlon

Daily misandry quote

Google for fish on a bicycle, it is beautiful. Once I will have that tattooed.