Fuck. If he really said that, we are DEEEEEP into Idiocracy.
Idiocracy without the President who cares about fixing the problems.
Yeah President Camacho would be an upgrade over what we have now.
He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.
Again? Just trying to divert attention away from all the other actually horrible shit he’s doing.
That website the HHS put up the other day to snitch on US healthcare providers for trans folks had every single Canadian province in the list as well 💀
I’m not sure how Canada feels about a foreign legion, but I’m willing to volunteer.
Note: this applies to any country the Orange Jackass threatens to invade.
Ukraine has one if you feel like skipping to the secret final boss ending.
It’s also proof they don’t mean to have real elections again. “If” that happened and elections were fair, the republicans would never win the house or the electoral college ever again.
All of Canada would get two senators, not very many Reps either. And no tax paid health care.
They’d have the same number as California. Imagine adding a second, more liberal, California. Looking it up they are both about 40 million people.
I’m sure Canada would just become a territory and wouldn’t have voting rights.
I don’t fully understand this, beyond the obvious wackyness. The notion that America could take Canada is slightly insane.
I don’t doubt that they could take the cities in the south, but Trump doesn’t want those, he wants the mineral rich north, that’s covered in snow and ice.
I suspect that Canadians would just end up fighting quite a gruelling guerilla war in the north, whilst allowing Americans to struggle. Until Trump calls it quits.
He has dementia
The guerrilla resistance would largely be in our cities down south, as that’s where most Canadians live.
I have to think some of that resistance would be in American cities too.
There are a lot of Canadians in the states and there are precious few people who are willing to tolerate an invasion of Canada.
I think this is all just part of his distraction and the fire hose of lies. It just sucks up oxygen from the room helps to distract and confuse people from the many many many many many many crazy things The fascists are doing right now.
He can wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
Rapist doesn’t understand that “No means no”.
He will be able to take us easily, but the cost of holding us will be VERY high.
I heard about a supposed plan that sounds a lot like a Vietnamese guerilla campaign.
And I approve.
Remember that time the White House burned down? The US tried to take Canada then. They and their allies the British burned it to the ground. The US shouldn’t have declared war on Britain. We did and got our asses kicked.
We’ll make you forget Vietnam.
Promise.
A lot of my dipshit countrymen are about to Find Out about Type II “sorry”
Geneva Convention getting a fresh coat of paint
Get fucked
He can shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first.
