Context
as a matter of traditional British courtesy, Johnson acknowledged the candidates he defeated to comfortably retain his parliamentary seat west of London.
“I thank my fellow candidates in all their glory, Lord Buckethead, Elmo … forgive me if I don’t identify them all,” Johnson said.
He wasn’t imagining things.
Lined up alongside the besuited Johnson and his more traditional political foes were:
- a man dressed as a furry red Sesame Street character who called himself Bobby Elmo Smith;
- Count Binface who wore a silver garbage can over his head and an improvised suit of armor;
- Lord Buckethead, who donned a similar receptacle, colored black, and a matching cape.
FPTP mature??? It’s the dummy’s version of democracy.
I hope Elmo wins
How is Johnson not a joke candidate?
I don’t see the difference. We both have Elmos. 🤷🏻♂️
But they are on very different ends of the naughty-nice-scale u.u
the only difference here is the joke candidates don’t win
you had prime minister boris johnson
Exactly. We could have had Corbyn FFS.
Blimey, it was just one experiment with a dumb blond. Let it go already. At least we came to our senses and didn’t elect that pillock a second time.
You have prime minister Kid Starver
The two points to that are
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It is still supposed to be the left of the two main parties.
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All of his talk about positions before the elections was a lot more left than the actual execution
For context, I voted Green because I don’t like Labour. But I wouldn’t hold what they are currently doing against Labour voters, as none of this was promised by them.
But there are a lot of Americans coming in here after voting for facism, that told everyone they wanted to fascist, and trying to explain how we are bad. At least our politicians lied about their actions.
So please explain more about how you voted for Nazis but we are bad. I’d love to hear more.
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Mature, have you seen how Parliament acts.
I totally want my US congressional representatives to holler out a big “NAY!” Sometimes that’s the mature thing to do.
Count BinFace is the only man I trust with this country’s future.
Missing a cabbage.
Elmo trying to wiggle into UK politics, too? 😄
No, the other one.
I’d argue that Bojo is also a joke candidate.
And Liz L. Truss*.
*L stands for Lettuce.
That joke has really gotten old, though.
Like a fine wine.
I do sometimes wonder what the world would be like if we just gave it to whoever worked hardest on their costume.
It would unironically be an improvement.
I welcome our new overloard, count binface.
Cosplay Parliament.
Elmo only got 8 votes? Recount!!!
he only counts until 10, so when reaching 11 count resets to 1
