Ah yes the “family values” party here to yet again “save the children” from librul strangeness.
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he has a rotating conveyer belt of human shields, if they get too small, he will just use the youngest one as one.
I hope they all find a strong father figure one day
Fucking disgusting…
And calling the kid Romulus… wtf…
Zuck also seems obsessed with the Rome stuff
I wonder if he’s part of that Quiver Full cult
Nah he’s just an insane narcissist who thinks his genes will save humanity. Elon doesn’t believe in any god other than himself - he is his own god.
he believes in the eugenics part of it, basically he want his “genes” to be the only one populating the earth. and hes only obssesed with male -only offspring.
Idiocracy all over again. C’mon smart people…start having those kids!
But the stupidest man on earth somehow also has all the money.
The ability to earn money and intelligence are not necessarily causally linked. Sociopathy however ist linked to earning and retaining the amount of money billionaires have.
Sounds like he’s playing the numbers game to find the “right” heir to his kingdom
He only wants them for organs
They took my freaking kidney!
Charlie the Unicorn (YouTube)
Rusty Venture vibes.
Also Continuum.
But if that’s what he’s after, why hasn’t he just manufactured an army of Musk clones? I mean, Clone and Elon are almost anagrams, after all.
Okay, actually, I’m pretty sure he probably does have a The Boys
offrom Brazil army of clones…I’m super surprised we just haven’t heard of them yet.It’s actually The Boys from Brazil. Poor Laurence Olivier, he just needed a paycheck.
It’s one of those films that wasn’t really well done in its time but had an intriguing idea behind it. These are the kind of films that should be being remade in the modern era. Nice to know I’m not the only one who remembers this rough diamond, though. (Actually the Venture Bros remember the flick, too)
/End unrelated take on an old film
Nice! I’ve never heard of Olivier doing much outside of Shakespeare, so I’ll have to give this a watch.
(His Henry V is well worth a watch BTW)
If I recall correctly, Olivier was in pretty dire financial straits at the end of his career, so he took on a lot more roles like this, in much more austere films.
And yet his penis is much smaller
MF needs someone to pump his dick up! Fucking loser to the max!
St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k to stay silent about their relationship and their new son, who has been named “Romulus,” the newspaper notes.
Musk is the scum of the earth (and I’m a man), but I think even I’d carry his baby for cash like that.
He doesn’t pay them though, she was just switching her story back. Here she is criticizing him over not paying https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7
So, you want to bring a child into this world with that man and not get paid? Hard pass on me bro
Do you know that there’s evidence supporting the idea that when you have a baby, that baby’s DNA hangs out in your body for decades (if not forever, more studies needed on that point)? I wouldn’t want any amount of Elon Musk’s DNA just like…hanging out in me forever. Ew.
Source: an excellent book called Matrescence by Lucy Jones. Came out in 2024 and does a great job of compiling lots of the latest research on pregnant bodies. It’s amazing how much is still missing and we need to learn still about half the population of the world.
I think the only time we could decode Elons body and all his mistresses, would involve a serious revolution
elon is basically the reproductive abuser from SVU episode, where “john stamos” plays as a lawyer and he impregnates woman and just ditches them after.
You’d be his Rosemary? I’m sure your soul is worth more than that. At least hold out for half a billion.
Easy to say when you’ve got no skin (or uterus) in the game. Just look at how Grimes and St. Clair and their children are being treated. Both women are terrible right wing scum and had it coming, but I wouldn’t wish someone’s family/babies being manipulated and kept from them by a guy with more money than god on anyone.
Imagine your only recourse for restoring your parental rights being going to court against a guy who can afford to keep the cases going indefinitely. That is the stuff of nightmares.
Even worse now. Remember, that DOGE whistleblower said he got a physical, taped threat on his door, with what appear to be drone photos of him walking his dog.
Imagine having to fight for your parental rights against a dude who has the Literal US President for a friend.
Yeah, it makes me physically ill to imagine that for myself.
I feel a bit more sympathy for Grimes than St. Clair since she seemed to actually want to be with this man, as a ‘real’ family at one point and seems to feel quite desperate about how her son is being manipulated now that that hasn’t worked out. Was she being naive? Probably, but none of us can see the future. Much less imagine that someone we love enough to date and have kids with would do something so deranged as hold them hostage as meat shields.
Anyone who volunteers after seeing how he treats his baby mamas and children, though? They get no sympathy from me, personally. Sorry for the kids, tho
Came here to say this :/
There’s enough for both of us, according to the report. 🤮
Archived version of gizmodo’s source for anyone interested: http://archive.today/2025.04.17-001346/https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
Gonna be a legal shitshow when he kicks off - imagine all the claims on his estate.
Some wild stuff in there
[…] bringing the grand (known) total to 14. However, according to a new report, there could be more, as the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know.
[…] Musk has a habit of reaching out to female X users “through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies, according to people who have viewed the messages.” At least one of those lucky ladies is crypto influencer Tiffany Fong, whom Musk followed on X last year. Sources told the newspaper that the billionaire had sent her a DM last November “asking if she was interested in having his child.” Wong apparently declined the offer.
During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people.
The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas.
the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know
To reach legion-level before the apocalypse
That is so psychotic. Me and most of my peers don’t want to have kids because of the state of the world. Meanwhile he wants as many as possible… to suffer? And it’s not like he’s sharing his fortune with them based on what I’ve read. He literally just wants them so they can die in the apocalypse? Does he know what an apocalypse is??
His assumption is that the band of his kids will be loyal to him and provide his bloodline the greatest chance of survival, as if the money will somehow protect him once currency fails.
Homeboy isn’t even going for a Zuck level survivalist reclass, he just expects his kids to know how to clean a deer.
This will end like the successor determination of a Turkish sultan.
[Musk’s fixer] Birchall was involved in acquiring the property for a compound in Austin where Musk imagined the women and his growing number of babies would all live among multiple residences, according to a person familiar with the matter…Zilis lives in the gated community with their children, and Musk comes and goes. Musk also attempted to get Grimes to move to the compound, but she refused. Similarly, he tried to get St. Clair to spend some time in Austin “with our kid legion,” according to a text he sent her.
It’s cult time for him now, and plenty of magats are thirsty for Flavor-Aid.
Still, Musk, like other billionaires, does seem to be obsessed with his own longevity, as can be seen by his ever-expanding family line.
Seriously, does anyone but a few historians know what Rockefeller or Carnegie look like? Most of the US don’t even know who our former presidents were, much less what they looked like. In one or two generations, they’ll be footnotes at best. That goes for you Bezos, Dorsey, Zuck, Bannon, Stone, etc. No one cares about you.
If they all got their proper iron necktie, French revolution style, the only time they would be discussed is when you read another report that the lasting damage they caused has been repaired and the systems they tried to eradicate have been restored.
We remember Rockefeller and Carnegie because of the public works they funded. If Bezos and Musk and Zuckerberg want to be remembered, build some libraries.
Do we know what they look like though? Do we know much about 2 or 3 generations back about our own family? Some people know their names but that’s about it.
You know their name. Just about everyone reading your comment knows their names as well. Further, when most people hear their names the first thing that pops into their head is something positive and prestigious, not the awful things they did to make their fortunes. Many of their descendants are still wealthy and powerful to this day. It doesn’t really make much difference if people spend time looking at their portraits.
In 2 generations, you’ll know who Bezos is? I’ll bet there are teenagers that don’t know who Steve Jobs is.
In two generations well probably be banging rocks together in a irradiated hellscape and Ill hopefully be long dead.
Creating an enduring positive legacy takes effort, and neither Jobs or Bezos really made an attempt. Guys like Musk and Gates are making that effort and are likely to be remembered, although I think its pretty unlikely Musk will ever be able to restore a positive connotation to his name.
If not for portraits on money, would we all easily remember what Washington, Lincoln, et. al. looked like?
I’m sure part or maybe most of the reason the titans of industry ‘s portraits don’t live in most of our memories is because there were much fewer photographs of them taken. I’m sure I have an order of magnitude more photographs of my child on my phone, then existed any photographs of Rockefeller.
Does anyone care though? Have you ever discussed family history with a teenager? That will let you know how it’s going to go. Younger generations don’t care, just like I didn’t care when I was in high school. There are going to be exceptions, but they won’t be household names. Do you think most teenagers know who Steve Jobs or John Belushi is?
Your metric of “does anybody care?” being what teenagers know is really not relevant. Teenagers know jack all about anything.
This is my last comment.
Teenagers are the black hole of information. If you’re not a household name to them, you will not move on to the next generation. That’s how people disappear as household names in 2 generations.
History is written by the teenagers? Hardly.
You’re definitely not wrong and there are many families that fit that description; perplexingly proliferating profusely into a plethora, but this seems more excessive. Musk seems to be wanting a literal battalion of affluent little entitled male brats.
You are correct though. I’m willing to bet they tear themselves apart with what fortune is left after Elon crashes out eventually.
So many children, yet no family.
Child wives, biological kids, big balls and the youngsters controlling the payment systems, or the children he pretends to be online?
