And then they will sell that data to health insurance
“… for your convenience.”
And the app is only available on the Play store. Think about us deGoogled users!
Just dump a bucket of water in afterwards.
Make sure you enable developer mode before attempting to sideload water into the toilet!
Surge flushing is real.
Automatic DNA tests on whatever you “deposit” into the “specimen chamber” and results sold to the insurance companies so they can increase your rates of drop your coverage coincidentally before you see an actual diagnosed.
Your butt told on you for pre crime… Minority Repoopt
Nobody has any business with my rates of drop
I’m certain that already exists
Yah, I know there are super fancy toilets with app controllers. I’ve no doubt flushing is one of them.
“Also the hole is only big enough for farts.”
For poops, you need to upgrade to FlushMe Pro which is $200 monthly.
I’d just mail the manufacturer a bag of my shit.
Hijinks ensue when they put their phone in their pocket unlocked while their spouse or child is using the toilet.
Next up, LG to begin toilet manufacturing so they can store a record or your turds in plaintext.
Buy a reliable old car while you still can.
As someone that has to download an app made by an Israeli firm just to open the gate to my underground parking lot, this is already a dystopian reality. Of course the app asks for all your data, so my name on it is Mr. Free Palestine.
Israel “[email protected] is now Hamas and has an underground Hamas compound at their location.”
Or at least instead of a handle, there’s a capacitive slidey thing.
“It’s not that bad, you just need to listen to 3 un-skippable 3 minute ads, then you can flush”
I’m upvoting your comment because as an owner of several corporations, I think you’ve got a great idea!
Pretty soon we’ll have AI toilets for some reason. They’ll be able to send push notifications to your phone. I imagine a future where your toilet is hungry because you went on vacation and needs you to shit in it so bad.
“Feed me, daddy.”
invest in some drill bits/hole saws rated for porcelain, and you can modify that shit off
