subs rule food
NSFWWhat about burger shaped candy? 👉👈
Well, technically they are sandwiches, too

raises paw make a sandwich? Does making one for my dom count then? :3
If your dom fed you the sandwich then yes
Cute :3 I could make that work uwu
What if it is fed by s spitting? (You know, how some animals feed their youngs)
Idk, blowing my boyfriend after he eats a sandwich seems like real enough food to me :P
Moar candy 😋I dunno, I’m pretty sure coffee counts if you drink enough.
Trying to survive on nothing but coffee is my kink.
No, you have to chew while drinking
I don’t like my coffee THAT strong!
coffee with pulp
But what about candy? What about gum hamburgers?
But cum is a good source of protein
That’s actually not true
Well then I’ll just have to do it for the taste, then
It’s very low on protein. Source
Oh for Pete’s sake will everyone stop correcting me. I was happier when I was ignorant TYVM
I’m sorry.
Let me fix this:
If you swallow a shitload of cum, you get some protein. So keep on sucking!
Disclaimer: but don’t use it as a substitute for food
That sounds like a lot of work, much easier to just suck off a horse
Or get some beans
I don’t follow. Do you do something sexy with the beans?
Eat them, they have proteins
TIL that none of the meals I’ve eaten before 12 hours ago counted as real food 😔
Literally 1984
Idk I’ve blown Simeon’s been full and eaten pussy and been full
Wait putting down the candy and making a sandwich doesn’t count as real food?










