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This might be the single greatest advertisement those etsy witches will ever get.
The 2-3 weeks delivery time was, apparently, pretty spot on.
Two days?
The article says they bought the curses at the end of August.
Damnit…I just looked at the article publish date, I didn’t read it…I suck
Still pretty good for a brain worm! 🪱
Dunno, that brain worm must be malnourished
feed the worm
Is “Etsy Witches” a new dark-web term for a hitman?
Oh lord, the fallout if it was one of these “witches” who got a gun and offed him
I don’t think anyone would be surprised to find out the call is coming from inside the house.
The longer they continue protecting pedophiles, the more unhinged their unhinged base becomes.
Wasn’t charlie super pushing for trump to release the files then got called in by trump and shut up immediately after the meeting?
Well, one shot one kill from distance, and no suspect in custody… Doesn’t sound like an amateur.
Whoever it was, they didn’t spaz out and get caught, just did the job and walked away.
Just made sure not to go to McDonalds afterward
Give them time
Well, if Etsy Witches are indeed witches, then hear my plea: May all video and image evidence they find of the Charlie Kirk shooter have a single suspect that looks exactly like Luigi Mangione.
I’d really love a big fight between the people who wanted to protect pedophiles, and the people who were just racists and homophobes. Nicer to have two small rivals than one big one
You gonna look twice at a goth chick with a cello case on a university campus?
I mean hell yeah I am, but not for that reason…
I admit, after I wrote it, I anticipated the response.
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In the style of the late great Charlie Kirk:
You know, I think this particular unfortunate death due to firearms is worth it to maintain our access to firearms.
Literally pulling “The Alchemist” by H P Lovecraft into real life? Not on my bingo card
I’m really curious how complex the spell was.
I mean, I like to burn candles and the occasional incense stick, and curse at those motherfuckers a lot, but I don’t want to be responsible for anything.
Its why you never cast spells when drunk
Uh oh
Chuck Wizard’s curse of shoot you in the face
Lmao do you suppose this author would be charged for hiring a hit if that was the case and they didn’t know?
Like, prostitutes ask if you want a “date”. Drug dealers ask if you want to “party.” Strangers online ask if you want to “curse” someone.
I am sorry for ever doubting y’all
I think it worked, y’all
Well, here come the political witch hunts.
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Etsy witches got game fr
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I’ve been traveling and not reading news for a couple days. This thread has been a hell of a way to hear about the shooting. Took me to the second comment to smell it.
The “poop your pants” hex apparently worked. This is what happens when you toy with forces beyond mortal ken!
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Are we making a wish list?
- Trump
- Putin
- Netanyahu
- ?
Just leave this here, unrelated.
Musk…
Hell yeah
You get what you pay for.
It’s like US$3.50 for a witch on etsy
Only 3.50?
Man I could get a high end witch for $20 or even premium if I’m willing to splurge
That’s a movie elevator pitch, right?
The Witches Of Etsy.
