You do not let the fae win. They have to win earnestly and legitimately for it to count. If you let them win, they’ll do horrible shit to you because you didn’t play the game correctly.
It’s okay if he runs away, that’s fine. Just don’t, like, lay down and ball up or something or else he’s gonna get his fucking skull caved in by a hoof.
My only advice: Let the friend of Artemis win.
No, no.
No.
You do not let the fae win. They have to win earnestly and legitimately for it to count. If you let them win, they’ll do horrible shit to you because you didn’t play the game correctly.
It’s okay if he runs away, that’s fine. Just don’t, like, lay down and ball up or something or else he’s gonna get his fucking skull caved in by a hoof.
You want to get all Iphigenia-ed up … have at. I’ll be on the beach awaiting a smoky breeze.
Fuck letting it win. That’s why we invented shotguns. Make some Hot Cheeto venison.
The trick with Artemis is to not be a man.
Oh no.
RIP in peace