the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now


You could have gotten actual vegan cheese instead of trying to make your own. I hear it’s quite good, too.
It is! But it was 3 am and the grocery stores are all closed
Wait what? I thought New York is the city that never sleeps?
I’m not in new york
i never sleep, the grocery store clerks seem to however
also a bunch of 24 hour places got nuked during covid :(
Ah, ok. That’s understandable. 🤣