the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now
It is a crime, but also a punishment.
We sentence you too eating that whole thing.
i was broke enough to make it when delivery lactose-free pizza was actually available despite it being 3am (i fuckin love nyc)
you bet ur ass i ate all of it. not letting that protein go to waste
(i mean it was edible enough i had it for breakfast this morning and wasn’t too salty about it)
No cheating, no chewing
it didn’t require much chewing to be fair