TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement reminding the Canadian public that they too offer a wide variety of bad soup for poor slobs.
I’m no longer able to recognize and separate The Onion fiction from reality. Guess it’s my cue to move to a no internet, no society cabin in the middle of the woods.