I absolutely hated the latest Halloween movie because of that. Oh a rural American town has a serial killer problem? Let’s go out with baseball bats and hockey sticks. Motherfucker people go out with automatic rifles when an unknown car does a U turn using their driveway.
I’d like to see a horror film where the the generic killer navigates a small town that’s had its locals form into a militia under homegrown martial law, and the killer actually thrives in the paranoia that comes from it.
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I fucking wish lmao
And yet, The Shape would be undeterred
I’m pretty sure the creators of the original film almost wanted a parody of slasher films, which is why it’s so over the top ridiculous at some points lmao
Every teenie slasher movie: “Hey we got half the football team and half the cheerleaders in a house with a killer who picks us off one by one. Let’s split up!”
Some mace would ruin that guys year. Or at least the mask would come off immediately.
Some mace, or alternatively, a mace.
