I think you mean pecking order. Pegging order… that’s something completely different. That’s butt stuff.
No no. It’s accurate. He got pegged by a cock.

Relevant Bob’s Burgers

Appropriate edit for bicycle day!
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.
Somebody hasn’t played Zelda and it shows
I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.
C) kick the shit out of the animal abusing cunt
The chicken was abusing him first.
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Trap it and it’s dinner time
Goes fishing.
Comes home with a chicken, and no fish.

“I am the Lorcox, I speak for the fishes”
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“This is my spot, buddy.”





