Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months agoWould you sell liquor to this baby?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square190linkfedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down19
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minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoAs long as the ID looks legit and the baby isn’t already visibly drunk, I’ve done my job.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoI ain’t ever seen a sober baby look like they weren’t drunk. All uncoordinated and shit, can’t speak anything but incoherent babbling, shit all in their pants…
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoEhh I’d just pour them a glass of water first. I need money.
As long as the ID looks legit and the baby isn’t already visibly drunk, I’ve done my job.
I ain’t ever seen a sober baby look like they weren’t drunk. All uncoordinated and shit, can’t speak anything but incoherent babbling, shit all in their pants…
Ehh I’d just pour them a glass of water first. I need money.