Don’t be so hard on them. They’re still training.

Those trains truly look locked-up

So that’s what they call a Go/No-Go?

They’re not moving, so you need to yell “GO!” until they start.

the stopped go trains are down due to a netnotworking issue.

Didn’t say “Simon says”

What do you call stopped GO trains?

It doesn’t matter, they won’t arrive at your station when you call them.

Those are the no go trains, easy mixup I’ll forgive you

I mean, you’re on the right track, but it’s a little stop and GO at the moment. Maybe you need more dad joke train-ing.

Can’t they make up their mind? Are they GO trains or STOP trains?!?!