In the sand the guppies sleeping

I always wondered What if all dinosaurs were big furry balls with large ears…

So you say both then?

For Trump justice is indeed ike playing Uno

“When we had asbestos there was less autism. Big pharma teamed up with big construction to screw us up”

Any guess to what word the band Cake refers to in this song? It has bothered me for quite some time
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=iQeYLTEd2Ig&t=163

For now. I figured we ought to start somewhere, and now is probably the best time after yesterday

Eye for an eye dumbass? Fire with fire dickhead? Please note I usually don’t curse but wished to illustrate my point.

I’m not a huge fan of Tom Cruise and also never watched the MI franchise, but otherwise he knows how to pick good scripts… Last Samurai, Vanilla Sky, Tropic Thunder, Minority Report, Top Gun, Rain man, Edge of Tomorrow, The Firm. There are still a bunch I never saw so there may be some rotten tomatoes in the basket

When was she upgraded from Nazi Barbie to Bullshit Barbie though? I disagree

This administration is a bunch of eggocentrics

Hey American gov: fuck off

I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!

(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)

I’m the stablest, geniusest potus the world has even seen. When does the Mt Rushmore amendment start that’s all I want to know

And Starlink FFS

A pass-sieve aggressive joke I see

Well it can do things still
https://lemmy.world/post/13395503

Tabs

Ahem termux had this feature for ages

Where’s Demogorgon?