job interveiw kweschuns:
- Are you hot?
- Are you loyal to the One True God Donald J Trump?
Were you once normal looking and at least somewhat attractive but have since morphed into some weird jigsaw blowjob machine animatronic?
Do you confuse the President with your husband?!?
Are you ok with incest roleplay?
Do you swallow?
The lettuce lasted longer the she did.
Next secretary is already announced, don’t worry!
I don’t think their boobs are big enough for them to be qualified to be White House Press Secretary. That is a hard requirement.
Now that’s a challenging wank.
Where’s the Viking beard
Imagine if a Democrat administration had this scandal. Imagine Biden hiring this woman.
This really is Biden’s fault if you get down to the basic facts…
/s
*Democratic
It’s like the “only democrats have agency” thing. We as a society don’t seem to hold republicans to any sort of standard. They’re like a fire that burns or a plague that spreads. You can’t expect a fire to be polite.
Except they’re not an elemental force of nature. They’re people. People with names and addresses and free will. They should be held accountable.
Oh man, she only lasted half a mooch.
Half a mooch is now a Zacharia
Idk, 5 business days seems like a full working mooch?
A mooch is 11 regular days so she’s really not even a full half mooch.
I figure a Zacharia is the metric equivalent…
How little vetting must have gone into the decision? Dubious claims of being an attorney aside, if they had done any sort of mock press conference her complete lack of public speaking ability should have been evident.
It’s just “is she hot”, that’s all they care about. Also, their idea of hot is terrifying.
It’s just “is she hot”, that’s all they care about.
But that’s the thing…she’s not.
The vetting is Does she look like Trumps daughter Will she let Trump fuck her
That’s pretty much it
I think it comes from the conservative mindset that someone competent and capable in one field will be similarly competent and capable in other fields
Simply put: They believe in a hierarchy. Some people are imherently better at everything than others
She was competent and capable in her previous role of being an ass kisser. Because she was able to butter Trump up, it was assumed she would be good at any role, and she had “the look” Trump wanted (she looked like his daughter)
Background checks at fast food restaurants are more thorough than the vetting process that goes into Whitehouse staff in this admin. Would not be surprised if it’s chock full of spies.
But she looks like Ivanka? That’s all the qualies she needed.
I don’t want to stick up for Ivanka since she is a garbage person but Katie looks like Temu Ivanka. Or like if you were going to make a porn that’s thinly veiled Ivanka fanfic. I’m not even a fashion girlie but that girl looks kind of a mess. Like she just rolled out of bed, smeared on some brows without her glasses and stumbled up to the podium. Don’t get me wrong, their insides will always be the ugliest insides ever, but those outsides are no prize. I’ve legit seen junkies on the onramp who looked more put together.
She actually wore a coat that said “I don’t really care, do you?” if I recall
Now that you mention it, I saw a junkie outside the WAWA In Ft Lauderdale that was way hotter, but emotionally the same kind of mess probably
That’s my kind of lady.
Trump isn’t a fashion person. He doesn’t care about fashion or how “put together” she looks. She’s a thin, blonde, white woman with similar enough features to his daughter. Close enough for Trump
Trump isn’t a fashion person.
I mean, have you seen the way he dresses?
She has maralago face. A super high end one, but it’s like looking at a robot.
And as such, and US Americans, there to for, and as such.
I personally believe, that, US americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have the answer and I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US, it should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
Amen.
Sounds like her
bossex-boss
Never forget!
I’m getting to where I think a full Steven Cheung denial is the best possible endorsement of truth available. His tears of indignant rage just seem to light the last candle on the cake of whatever exposé is going around this time.
You thought Baghdad Bob was fun? Wait for Swampland Steve!
Big Cheungus!
The lettuce is still grocery store fresh
Might even be better now .?
We should start using sliced avocados
Driscoll’s raspberries.
Cut apples in half and time how long it takes to turn brown
That was only about a half a Mooch
LESS THAN half a TRUSS.
Dang, he’s still so crisp and tasty
I could still make a great salad out of that.
LMFAO, this is awesome
Even Solomon Grundy had a better run.
Who the hell dresses like a flight attendant for their first Whitehouse press appearance? (Besides her)
Maybe she had a job interview right after?
She left the job to run her new successful brass nipple company? Bripple?
Only the best. At enriching themselves.
Get fired from any government job any%
Probably a WR.
She lasted only 0.45 Scaramucci.
USA outstupids itself daily.
Hold my beer.
