This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.
I’m just gonna screenshot that first sentence for when he guys run over by a Tesla on autopilot
I knew a guy who comes for puppets. He got a lap dance from Elmo once.
Elon Musk does look like a puppet when he flails around on stage during campaigns
have you seen him in his swim trunks, he looks like AOT titan.
The guy from Beakmens World does erotic puppet shows these days.
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Be careful! he studied the blade
Elon Musk has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.
Jonah Hill has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.
Who will survive?
Finally a cage match I’m willing to pay to watch.
Ooh ooh!!!
Can we have it moderated bu current day Steven Seagal? That shit would be hilarious.
Steven Seagal is too out of shape to do anything strenuous like standing upright for long periods of time.
remember he wanted to fight mike zuckerberg, who knows BJJ.
And then had his mom cancel it when Zuck accepted. What a little baby bitch boy.
I fully believe Jonah Hill could hospitalize me in seconds.
I do not believe that about Musk. At all.
Both are nepo babies. Jonah Hill Feldstein is the son of a movie studio producer. But yeah, I do suspect he could crush Elon if they ever fought. Which is why we, the internet, need to instigate a fight between them.
Not sure why you bolded Feldstein, am I supposed to recognize that name?
Maybe Jonah Hill/Mark Zuckerberg would be a closer match, and we would all be winners with that one.
Musk in an opening bout, maybe against Jeff Bezos?
Johan Hill was born Jonah Hill Feldstein, he changed his name to remove that last part because his dad is a famous and powerful studio exec. He was trying to hide his nepo baby status.
What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.
Thats the rumor. Sounds like a botched dick enlargement surgery according to the tweets.
speaking of limp dick, his “surgeon” botched his penis implant , so he has to come in a cup to impregnate his concubines, to produce the 14+children he has, except vivien though.
Assuming that’s true :
Tbf I think I’d go off the rails if I had that happen to me. You have enough money and influence to shape reality to your will. Of course “have a magnificent cock” is on the list. To have it turned into a useless freakshow would be devastating.
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Damn right
I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
In early 1996, their startup, an early online city guide and mapping tool, got a $3 million infusion from venture capitalists. The investors soon found themselves surprised, according to Kimbal Musk’s account captured in a video of the 2013 event posted on the Milken Institute’s YouTube page.
“When they did fund us,” Kimbal Musk recalled, “they realized that we were illegal immigrants.”
“Well…” Elon Musk interjected.
“Yes, we were,” Kimbal Musk pushed back.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/29/us/elon-musk-immigration-gray-area-cec/index.html
I wonder how many times Elon has cried to sleep?
I don’t know of he can cry anymore what with all the cosmetic surgery he’s had. Fucks up the tear ducts.
Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
Whose Jiu Jitsu is stronger? Elon Musk vs Jonah Hill
Probably would be a lot of high-pitch screeching in that match.
Lets be realistic. It would be a slap fight with both of them bawling.
Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Every accusation is a confession.
Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.
His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.
Let’s be real here. Elon Musk would find plenty of reasons to come at any puppet show.
(Because they are attended by children. The insinuation is that he is a pedophile, you see).
Elon loves children. Just ask Ghislaine.
They trained together
“Kung fu practice” reads like jeff talking about “Jerky”
It is definitely some kind of code for sex. Epstein used code words a bunch in his files. He also set up Kimbal Musk, Elon’s brother and business partner, with “girlfriends” on multiple occasions.
Sounds like a death threat to me.
Sue him for emotional damages
Musk is just saying he will come after the lobbyists and large donors of his political critics.
So his other silicon valley tech billionaire buddies?
