You forgot they season it with moss, musk, or some random type of wood. WTF do they think I am, a termite?
The knife flavored whiskey can also be lathered into a foam to shave your balls with. Your man balls.
Metal flasks are such a stupid gift.
You want whiskey? Buy a god damned bottle. A flask holds A big pour of liquid. You’re going to bring a drink somewhere? Good one, Bevis.
Sneaking it into something? Nope, it’s metal and clunky big.
Metal conducts heat, so your bodyheat hot whiskey will burn the whole time, no matter how good it is.
Be an adult and buy a plastic nalgeen flask you keep in your sock. Does the place do pat-downs? Ok, then chug 8 oz of whiskey in the parking lot like god intended. They can’t take it from you when it’s in you already. ; )
I bought a plastic flask in college and my buddies ragged on me for being cheap… they all borrowed it at least once because the venue they wanted to go to had metal detectors.
Yep. Taken mine into Pitchfork, hockey games, and whatever else. Metal flasks are as useful as a plaque on a wall. Nice visually, not functionally.
Metal conducts heat
A friend of mine put Jägermeister straight from the freezer into a flask and shoved it down their pants. 30 minutes later the liquid had expanded so much the flask burst.
I want pretty candles and fruity rum. I’ll always be happy if people get me pretty candles and fruity rum.
And fuck flasks. It’s impossible to tell when their full except when they overflow. I have one and I hate it.
You could use a measuring cup and a funnel. Fill the flask with water, then pour it out into the empty measuring cup to figure out its volume. Then only fill it with that much whiskey or whatever
Only works if it’s empty, or you measure/record pourings
You can never go wrong buying a man a sword
It’s educational
What if they cut themselves?
That will be an important lesson
That’s last year’s model. This year’s model includes a beard.
Titties. That’s the only gift any of us need.
You have to go to Nevada to
sellrent those legally.Correction: soapy tiddies.
The flannel is imbued with sandalwood scent…
Wait, what? I thought that scent was Extreme Tiger Bear
Oh man, you’re totally right! Of course they’d use their trademark scent that includes hint-of-leather mixed in?!?
Coincidentally, my favorite cologne has notes of violet. And sandalwood…
But… I like sandalwood. Also sage and cedar (even tho I’m allergic to real cedar)
Can’t stand those whiskey, smoke, leather, etc “manly” smells.
SAME! Just find it funny that those are the limited selection of “manly” smells.
I prefer floral scents but my wife is allergic.
She’s also allergic to whatever they use for a lot of the “manly” scents so I’m limited to whatever we discover she can be around without sneezing.
We need real manly scents like:
Drunk Tank
Pack-a-Day Smoker
Day Old Beer
Warm Energy Drink
And…
Aqua Velva
Let me introduce you to the epitome of “seriously?” :
Chiseled Face - Midnight Stag:Scent is made of the following notes: Russian Leather, Motor Oil, Hoppes #9, Birch Tar, Oakmoss, Gasoline, Smoke, Cedar, Cade, Bergamot, Vanilla
What about other manly scents like:
Used engine oil
Grinder cut-off wheel
Varsol
Orange citrus mechanics soap
Tiger Balm
Used engine oil
Orange citrus mechanics soapI kinda like these tbh. Like… I’d buy a shave soap that smelled like gojo.
Isn’t this just Dior Fahrenheit?
Swap the Fast Orange with Zep Cherry Bomb and that hits way to close to home.
It’s like the gift guide knows me so well
I dunno about anyone else, but just hit me with a disposable trinket. Food and drink are fan favorite gifts because you’re not compelled to house them any longer than it takes to consume them.
Something that you really want and is worth $1 but you can’t buy for less than $20 is something you’ll never buy for yourself. That’s often a pretty good gift.
Yeah, I just send people my list of shit that I think I want but I’m on the fence about spending money on when they ask for gift ideas. Can’t go wrong there. Certainly better than them going off script and trying to get something on their own based off what they think they know about my interests.
But where do I put my whiskey flavored knife?
In the convenient storage slot next to the built-in man scaping kit (including mustache comb, beard oil dispenser, and straight razor in the shape of an assault weapon)
I bet the side of that flask has little holders for your cigars and beard trimmers too.
Or get them a Tungsten cube. Every man wants a Tungsten cube.
Am man, can confirm.
They’re absurdly overpriced, but I wonder how quickly you’d make your money back if you bought a big one and had men pay a fee to mess with it for a few minutes.
and had men pay a fee to mess with it for a few minutes.
This sounds more sexual than I think you intended.
It’s reverse Excalibur. If you can get your sword into the cube, you become king.
It is imperative that the sword remains unharmed.
~tiny dopamine thrill for understanding that reference~
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It’s heavy, so they might get fatigued faster than they’d expect.
Use both hands!
That would be cool… And heavy too.
Am man. Didn’t realise before that I wanted a tungsten cube. Now I want one.
fuck. A cube shaped hole just appeared in my life.
Wombat turds are cube-shaped
Are they made of tungsten?
If you would feed a wombat tungsten powder…
1: I want this children’s book.
2: That sounds like either cruelty to animals or a war crime.
3: The tungsten wombats sounds like either a band or a minor league sports team.
What book?
I would love a tungsten cube and I want think sheets of titanium so I can burn them because turns out titanium burns
The sheer number of flammable metals out there is a little scary lol It’s not that many, but it’s more than most people realize.
Living in an oxygen-rich environment has its drawbacks lol
Everything will burn given enough oxidizer and heat!
Is ozone just oxidized oxygen? Hmm.
I’m certain that all metals are flammable if you try hard enough, because all it takes is oxidation. Quite a number of them can burn in a self-sustaining manner in terrestrial conditions, though, mostly provided if and only if you manage to have enough surface area of the stuff available in one place. Powdering them usually works for that. Or, if you’d like to watch some iron burn, a fun science fact is that you can light a wad of regular old steel wool like the kind you’d buy at the grocery store as if it were a cotton ball. The finer sized the better, and you should probably also do this outside.
My admittedly not great understanding of it was along the lines of some metals are too good at conducting heat and would basically put their own fires out in most circumstances. I do not know if that is correct
Maybe, but I can tell you that copper’s thermal conductivity is better than e.g. gold, and copper can absolutely burn in open air if the particle sizes are small enough. Aluminum will too, of course.
I’m not about to try it with my meager supply of gold. The stuff is damned expensive at the moment.
I have a steel cube, I gave him googly eyes. He could use a tungsten friend.
William Osman made the tungsten cube so expensive. It was like $2k when he did his video wrecking shit with it. Now they’re asking $10k for the 3 inch cube.
I respect the hustle, but damn.
Still, the 1 cm model is like $50 and would still be absurdly heavy for its size, even if it only weighs 19¼ grams.
Might be worth it to find yourself a bunch of old incandescent lightbulbs and get the filaments out instead.
You know how to man, man.
bismuth plz
True, I have a tungsten cube! It’s a small one, and I have never had an object get lost in the couch more easily. Sinks right to the bottom.
I hate that I’m such a stereotype; but I legitimately want this stuff lol.
