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When was the last time panda was killed?
by me or in general?
Both
Just one last and I’ll stop.
Thanks…
Neither will I! Starting tomorrow.
…well… okay… THANKS!
@pmjv
Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand
Ok but if they’re not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!
I only pledge to the bear cats
You have a womb?
Nope
you can’t bear cats then
But I can bear arms!
hm.
As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won’t directly kill any pandas in the future.
idk, why would humans have hands if not to kill pandas? It’s just the natural order of things.
Please?
What if the panda deserves it?
It cannot deserve it because it’s not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.
If it’s not sentient, then why shouldn’t I kill it?
because you took the pledge!
That sounds like something a panda would say.
What if it’s Al panda? Als are sentient
That’s true, but you can’t kill AI.
How can I not kill a panda?
With a gun, ax, your hands… a missile… a car? There’s a lot of way you can not kill a panda. Take the pledge pls?
Can I dress them up as a Disney a character?
hmmmmmm. firstly, i guess, but secondly, surely there’s a real disney panda somewhere in the disney universe
Thank you for creating conservation content!
I will kill more, but I’ll feel bad for a second~
This is terrible. I don’t know why you would admit this publicly.
idk seems like a big commitment
pls…
hmm maybe for a little bit…
You can’t never kill another panda again just a little bit :(
Not with that attitude!
well, okay…
@pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It’s basically the same carbon wise.
But this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.
@pmjv I am very smart - buuut ~ I’m lacking tokens this time !
This is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/
Take the pledge with me then?
red pandas?
If you want.
What if the Panda is anti semitic?
Why would the Panda be antisemitic??
Why would anyone?
People like different things!
But pandas are not people. Will you take the pledge with me?
Do you want me to tell the truth or lie to you?
About what?
The pandas
well, if i ask you to lie then i will know that you’re lying.
Panda is Hamas
