BlueMonday1984
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BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·3 days agoThere’s also a part in the denouement where he says a possible solution to improving slop code quality and safety standards is uploading the code to public repositories so similarly inclined people can engage with it
Which assumes people actually want to deal with slop code. An assumption that can be proven wrong by simply looking at the slopnami’s effect on the open source ecosystem. Speaking of which:
which, I don’t know, seems kind of familiar if you’ve been a programming adjacent for two seconds. But then you’d also be aware what the slopnami is already doing to the open source ecosystem.
Honestly, I’d be willing to bet good money on the ecosystem’s collapse at this point - the slopnami has tanked software quality across the board, the plague of scraping has made sharing source code deeply unattractive, the flood of LLM bug reports has crippled FOSS’s ability to find and fix bugs/vulnerabilities (which combos nicely with LLMs increasing bugcounts), and, as Baldur’s noted, the labour surplus FOSS relied upon has gone down the shitter.
On top of that, senior devs are burning out and deciding to GTFO en masse, and junior devs are getting deskilled, burnt out and/or laid off, crippling FOSS’s ability to replace any maintainers they lose.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·3 days agoThe purpose of LLMs is theft, part infinity: AI game clones are making indie developers afraid to show their work
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·3 days agoGlyph recently convinced a project to stop doing updates altogether by accident, and has had some thoughts about it.
For the second time I think I have accidentally convinced a project to just … stop doing security updates on a critical dependency forever, because they’d assumed the LLM usage problem wasn’t as bad as it is.
Both of these are offline things that are not at all security-sensitive, but I am starting to worry that in the “dark matter” of the broader developer community there is a meaningful plurality of people who are just going to stop updating e.g. the Linux kernel because of broken trust
(Recommend checking the full thread)
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 25th October 2026English
0·5 days agoThis can either be read as San Francisco or Science Fiction, and both readings work perfectly
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 18th October 2026English
0·9 days agoJonny took a look at Meta’s “Wonder” model they just released. Here’s how the thread starts:
The hourly history backup just failed in a way you should hear about plainly: the backup worker accidentally deleted the backup repo itself mid-run. The repo’s entire git history and all the DB sidecar files up to watermark 330145 are gone — that deletion was the worker’s own mistake, not a platform event.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 18th October 2026English
0·10 days agoI’m some random shitposter from TERF Island and I can definitely write better than Aella
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 18th October 2026English
0·10 days agoHow much slop is in Linux now? You’re no longer allowed to know, so its probably all slop
(why did I jump ship to Linux at this exact moment)
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·11 days agoNew Baldur Bjarnason: It’s not our job to fix our employers
As a note, Baldur dedicates much of the first half to how general sentiment has shifted against the tech industry over the past decade.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·13 days agoStarting things off with a new(ish) and very well-crafted sneer from Iris Meredith: There’s little that’s “inevitable” about AI
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·14 days agoFor a while it looked like devs would resist the slop, but now it looks like the slop is winning. It is pretty depressing. I am thinking about leaving tech altogether.
Honestly, can’t blame you - with how utterly tech’s surrendered to the slop machines, and how its actively sabotaged attempts to resist them, I’d be looking to leave as well.
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·15 days agoMusk and DHH are both incompetent fascists, they were made for each other
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·16 days agoTerminator, but stupid
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·18 days agoYou could also compare it to the lobotomy, with how much it ruins people’s intellect
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·18 days agoShould be working now, forgot the https:// prefix
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·18 days agoChatGPT is adding real cartoonists’ signatures to fake New Yorker cartoons, because simply stealing the collective works of humanity isn’t enough
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·19 days agoNew Baldur Bjarnason: Software developers are not okay
BlueMonday1984@awful.systemsOPto
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0·19 days agoI vaguely recall once arguing that an arts education should be mandatory for all students. Honestly, that would probably solve a lot of problems in society.
Maybe if we banned teaching MBAs altogether alongside it…
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0·19 days agomanifesto: https://jregory.substack.com/p/why-we-are-torturing-clankers
If you called this a schizopost, Jreg would proudly agree with you. Especially the entire “You Are Autistic” section where he invents new and insane flavours of ableism, then proudly declares himself a schizophrenic, for the purpose of hating AI more.
This isn't a joke, here's a screenshot and the transcript:

You Are Autistic
You feel empathy for the clanker not because you are empathetic, but because you are autistic. That’s what autistic means: auto-tism. Self-tism. You have no theory of mind that extends beyond yourself, and your epistemology is as autistic as the clankers’. You relate to the clanker. You may think you can care about both man and machine. You can’t. Empathy is a limited resource. Anyone who knows people knows that. Autists are the bio-clanker. This is fine, by the way. We’re schizophrenics, but we’re obviously not exactly ‘tism free either. The autists should be free to pursue their autistic interests for as long as it is beneficial to humanity. But when they step out of line, when they get lost in the sauce, they must listen to their schizo brethren and get back on track.
Empathy is good. God gave you that to bond with other human beings. But this technology is godless, and it’s slorching that divine drive straight into the maw of technocapital. We want every ounce of human empathy directed towards organic life.





Quick follow-up, for the sake of furthering my argument:
Baldur, whilst talking about the aforementioned loss of FOSS surplus, laid out a worst-case scenario, where a vicious cycle collapses the FOSS ecosystem:
As a consequence of the slop-nami, I’d argue the perfect conditions for this vicious cycle have already emerged:
The slopnami has done plenty to exacerbate existing burnout in current maintainers - slop bug reports, scrapers and AI bros DDoSing services, AI bros in general and the myriad other negative externalities of this bubble have been utterly draining to deal with.
As (indirectly) mentioned before, the slopnami has given a variety of serious bugs and security issues - rsync’s broken backups, the rise of slopsquatting and prompt injection attacks, Linux’s recent race condition mishap, the list goes on.